The title of this thread makes me cringe, but not because it is tasteless. I went to a Spring Training game about 2 years ago against the Rays. A bunch of fans at City of Palms Park thought it would be funny to call Longoria, Eva. They even changed his name on the handwritten lineup board. City of Palms is a small ballpark so the players can hear everything. Longo clearly was unhappy with the fans and made some derisive gestures toward the third base stands. In his next two AB's, he hit 2 or the longest HRs that I have seen at that ballpark. One hit toward the top of the big scoreboard in left field and the other almost cleared the batters eye in CF. Fast forward to the regular season in April 2010. After watching the Sox lose a suspended game in extra innings, the regularly scheduled game was a close game. A foul ball was picked up by Longo and put in his back pocket. The fans started chanting Eva, Eva. He waved his hands in that direction in disgust and the next time up... that's right a big blast over the signs on the monster over everything. Please do not taunt this man.