Oh goodness, this is to easy. You are riding some euphoria right now. Because this would be too easy and I don't want to pin a mean signature on you for a bet that you will certainly lose, I will decline the bet. However, I would love to be wrong about this. If on August 18th, the Sox are within 3 games of the Yankees, I will voluntarily change my signature to something meaner than you would make me use.