Mets, Red Sox, Yankees = Eighties Evil Preppy Villain, James Spader
World Series = Molly Ringwald
everyone else = Anthony Michael Hall
The rich guys always are in the hunt when it comes to scoring a date for the prom because their money always keeps them at a certain status. But the main prize always winds up going with the nice guy, whether he's rich or not.
Ok maybe I've been waching too much Pretty in Pink