I suppose this is an attempt at tongue-in-cheek humor, and a pretty bad one at that. FWIW, the Sox get two draft picks from this, and more importantly, they aren't saddled with a 34+ year old declining CF, which is very likely to happen, in two years. Also, the Sox are the first team to pick 4 times in June's draft, and after the Sox make their 5th pick in the 2nd round, the Yankees will be making their 3rd.