Do you know the biggest part of the MLB All-Star Game being a joke? It's because cock-gobblers like you can opine and decide who starts the game. Pedroia? Love 'em, horrible choice though, it's Kinsler by a wide margin. Varitek? Sorry, gotta be Mauer. No ARod? Look, kudos and all for "keepin' it real" and not voting for a Yankee, but he's by far so much better than the next guy.
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The SS Thumper has arrived.