Youk Of The Nation

They eventually leave TalkSox, never to return?

Saw that coming.

Joe Smith. No way they can fail to score off of a guy with such a boring name.

The Kansas City Royals vs. Bryce Harper, Zack Greinke and Paul Goldschmidt.

Well, this guy doesn't look very good.

That was fun. Nice to see the Sox score big in the first instead of the other team, for once.

Bump

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8 triples in the last 8 games for the Sox, and 7 combined in all the games prior to that. Odd. Then again, Kauffman is a good stadium for triples.

Pretty good. Only one thing to point out: The mayor of Springfield in the Simpsons is Quimby, not Grimley. Otherwise, funny! Hopefully not prophetic though.

They pinch-hit because the game was a laugher. Ortiz has three home runs in the last few games. He seems to finally be hitting his stride the last week, week and a half...unfortunately, I think it's too late to make a difference.

Yeah, I don't see anything like that. The obvious conclusion is that your computer has been hacked by a terrorist organization. They won't believe you have nothing to do with it. Enjoy your stay in Gitmo.

I hope Chaz Roe pitches on Thursday when Miley starts. We don't want to miss out on the Roe vs. Wade jokes

I'm willing to bet you already have a box of tissues next to yours.

Hey, I remember you!

The only thing WMB is doing better at in SD is home runs. By two. Oh, and SLG. But the OPS's are the same and Sandoval is striking out less and walking more.

I agree 100%. Terrible baserunning has been a big problem this season. I had no idea that it was the same in Toronto, I assumed it was Butterfield and the players, not Farrell.

Oh please, can you even name a single episode of Star Trek?

Now that I know you watch that show, you have lost all of the points you scored with me in the last few minutes. Don't ruin it, Thunder. Don't.

Don't let it get to you, man. I got teased and bullied mercilessly in high school. I had basically no friends. But in the time after graduation, when I wasn't bogged down in the cliques and the pettiness and the s*** that comes with being under 18 and subject to rules, I got away from all of that and became pretty cool (I mean, look at me now, I'm f***ing awesome). You will too, and you have the added bonus of not being as unbearably nerdy as I am.

Challenge accepted.

I am going to say this right now, and I'm making a new thread so no one can claim not to have seen this post: I do not want to spend the next three weeks reading posts about how GREAT it is that Fred is not here anymore. I know it's great, but Fred still has a couple buddies on this site and you all know damn well that being smug about his banning is just an excuse for you to rub it in. No snide remarks, no constant baiting, I do not want to hear ANYTHING about Ted or iortiz being harassed about this. Both of them are just as valued by me and this site as the rest of you, so leave it be. It's done, it's over, and we are going to move on.

Hey Fred, newsflash for you: You are not in charge of anything here. Thunder can respond to any post he wants, including yours. You have absolutely no right to call anyone immature. You are the most immature adult I have ever encountered on a message board, and I spent a day lurking on a Brony forum. Everything Thunder said is spot on. You do nothing but whine about this team, insult every member of the Red Sox, and come up with stupid nicknames. You harp on ridiculous s***, you complain about not having players that you complained about when they were on the team, and the only time you are even remotely inoffensive is when the Sox are dozens of games over .500. Even when they win a game, you are insufferable about whatever player happened to not perform that day. And how do you respond when a high-schooler calls you out on being obnoxiously negative? You call him names and tell him to get lost, like he's on your lawn or something. I have news for you. This isn't your site. This isn't your lawn. The reason I haven't banned you yet is because you, Ted, UN?, and mvp go at each other so often that I'd almost have to ban all four of you. The thing is, Ted, UN?, and mvp all contribute in other ways to this site. I'm starting to think that banning you would go a long way to restoring sanity around here, and posts like this do nothing to change my mind. Do you feel strong? Does calling a 17-year old kid on the internet a bag of s*** and making fun of him for missing the baseball team cut make you feel like a big man? You aren't. You're an idiot. I know Ted will be pissed off that I'm banning you and not UN?, but the simple fact is that those two fight all the time without completely going off the rails like you do. I should have done this years ago. Goodbye.

If I deleted everything when these people insulted each other, I'd have to delete the site and then nuke the building where the server is kept. I'm just going to close the thread.

Is this a euphemism? Tell me this is a euphemism, that would be awesome.