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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    I wouldn't know, I've never had sex anywhere near another naked man. I assume some form of tag-in is involved? A high-five?
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    The only double switch Reddick knows is when he and Alex Gonzalez are banging Mike Cameron and Darnell McDonald's mothers.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    Xavier Paul sounds like a James Bond villian. Also, Josh Reddick wooo!
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    Exactly. Even if it meant giving up an extra run to the opponent, I wouldn't expect or want Gonzalez to dive for tough catches. So realistically the chance of something bad happen is less than it would be for playing every day at first base. Besides, I'm all for anything that involves Mike Cameron being released from the team. And by 'released' I mean 'into the wild, to be almost certainly devoured by wolves'.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Can we PH Beckett for one of them?
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    So, Ann Coulter?
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    So, Rush Limbaugh?
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    God. Damn. It.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    That would be one ugly person.
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  11. Youk Of The Nation
    There you go.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    This is Ronny f***ing Cedeno, not Ted Williams.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    Gonzalez is going to bat .400 this season. Well, no, not really...but damn.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    Know? I don't even know what you just said.
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    We'd never run into him. He can avoid hits.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    Don't lose to these guys again. Just...don't. I'll let VA post the lineups, as usual.
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    This goes for his girlfriend as well, I assume?
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    Saltalamacchiato! (I have to believe at least one coffee shop in Boston has given a drink this name.)
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    He is. He's playing for the Padres.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah, I've been getting the error every few minutes, but the site comes up again pretty quickly.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    Tie game!
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Headley-up play!
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Josh Reddick once hit a baseball so hard, it tore a hole in the fabric of the space-time continuum and traveled backwards in time, where it impregnated JD Drew's mother. This, of course, means that JD Drew's father is actually a baseball, which makes no sense. My point is, Josh Reddick, in a convoluted sort of way, and only by proxy, had sex with JD Drew's mother back when she was young and presumably hot.
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    First Sox slam of the season coming up
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Can we please get a comically oversized hook to poke out from the dugout and drag him off?
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