Youk Of The Nation

The problem is, Fred, nowadays we have to watch out for all of the horseless carriages when we walk through the city. No, but you're right that Boston is great to walk around in. Certain areas, anyways. But as YesZir said, the original poster was looking for things to do around Fenway, not a half an hour walk away.

I believe I speak for all of us when I say, AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, I have a couple bands or artists that I like, but as far as knowing the names of bands an d songs, I'm limited. If they aren't household names, I probably couldn't recognize them.

FisterIBarelyKnowHer?

His appearances may be brief in duration and separated by many weeks, but they are priceless.

Plus, the endless opportunity for fish and other assorted sea life-related puns. Which is just a bonus! Honestly though, I agree. I thought he would be, at best, a pinch hitter we could count on to strike out 50 or 60 percent of the time. What the Sox have gotten from him so far is far in excess of what I would have been happy with.

I can use my beard to open beer bottles.

I hope those aren't the only marks, I will most likely never go bald. There is not a single bald male in my family on either side, and hasn't been for three generations.

Yes, he touched Derek Jeter with bare hands. Since then he has never grown any taller. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

For someone who is interested in keeping peace on the board you have an incredibly obvious need to remind everyone of why there wasn't. This entire comment, and the one before it, are perfect examples. When you put people on ignore, it's supposed to stop things from moving on. Calling people "miscreants", whether or not you use names, since everyone knows damn well what and who you mean (and I know you know we know, too), doesn't make you look like the party with the higher ground. This is a message board, keeping track of each time someone says something to or about you and trying to use it to make yourself look like an innocent wounded puppy is not going to work. Just stop talking about this. People are on ignore, there is no need whatsoever to remind all of us that you put them on ignore. Move on. And if you keep making snide comments about the people you are supposedly eager to forget, don't act surprised and offended when someone points out how hypocritical and annoying it is. I am, at this point, probably a few weeks or even days away from kicking you and about six other people off of this site so I and the other people who hate this crap don't have to listen to it anymore.

I know, but it still rankles me to agree with you on anything. I feel like Dustin Pedroia high-fiving Derek Jeter.

UN? Just posted almost exactly what I was going to post. I don't know whether to feel vindicated or disturbed. But yes, what he said.

Also, Mike Napoli. That concludes my argument.

I never thought I would hear myself saying this unless I was somehow teleported into an alternate universe, but I'm actually more worried about the Orioles. I think the fact that the Yankees are playing with a bunch of guys who are basically skin suits made from players who were good four or five seasons ago will eventually catch up with them. There is only so much baseball in Vernon Wells and Lyle Overbay and Jayson Nix before their molecules lose cohesion and they disintegrate, carried away gently on the wafting breeze like sand brushed off of a sarcophagus by a meticulous archaeologist.

I am, as always, impressed with your ability to type coherently through tears of impotent rage.

I think I want the Orioles to fail as badly as I want the Yankees to. I just hate Showalter so much.

It's a month into the season and they're already more than ten games under .500 and 8 games back in the division. If they don't wake up soon they're going to die in their sleep.

I certainly wouldn't waste all my time trying to eradicate the Big Gulp.

As frustrating as it is to not gain any games on the douchebags in Baltimore and New York, the way the Sox are playing I'm not worried all that much. This is the most fun I remember having watching the Sox play since 07 and 08.

The Sox get to play about 15 more games with Toronto, which right now is basically the same thing.

Nava gonna say goodbye!

the Astrlols.

The important thing is, I make the trains run on time.

I am an expert spanker, but I do not dispense them coed.

A man has won an argument with a woman once in the history of human civilization, and it fractured the fabric of space-time so severely, we accidentally discovered the Higgs Boson.