A few things:
Taylor Swift is awesome, and anyone in this thread who disagreed can just go eat a pile of depleted uranium.
The Boston Red Sox are now great at baseball.
SoxSport, man, can't you just be happy one day with the Sox winning without complaining about whatever isn't perfect? Today was a good day, man. A good day.
I am both heartened and amused by the continued absence of Divinity in Sox victory gamethreads. If he can't find something to skulk in here and pick at, maybe everyone else can, at least for one game here or there.
And finally, and I cannot stress this enough, BOO-YAH!
I think this is quickly becoming the "another nail in the coffin" or "tick another day off the calendar" of 2013. Jacko, perhaps you should wait until at least August before you start throwing around things that we can turn into mocking catchphrases. At least let us come up with our own first.