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  1. Youk Of The Nation
    Apparently the cold and unbiased logic of computer programming was unable to accept that the Sox got out of that and the entire system self-destructed.
  2. Youk Of The Nation
    If Bailey comes out for the 11th I'm going to come out all over his wife's face.
  3. Youk Of The Nation
    He had to walk Kelly Johnson. You can't strike out a guy who strikes out seven times during his pre-game stretch. It's just...tacky.
  4. Youk Of The Nation
    I was going to say this, but with larger, many-syllabled words. Kudos on your terse but accurate summation.
  5. Youk Of The Nation
    Unf***ingbelievable. Impossible to believe. I do not believe it. I am without the capacity to either comprehend or accept what I am currently witnessing.
  6. Youk Of The Nation
    Fresh fruit is for hippies.
  7. Youk Of The Nation
    Well.
  8. Youk Of The Nation
    I call it the "Tavarez-Seanez" twitch, it's never completely gone away.
  9. Youk Of The Nation
    Oh, good, much better to face the top of the order instead of getting the 8 and 9 guys out. I was worried for a minute that the Sox might win without giving me an eyeball aneurysm.
  10. Youk Of The Nation
    Thank you, defensive indifference.
  11. Youk Of The Nation
    I'm sure this will end well.
  12. Youk Of The Nation
    Give him whatever he wants, up to and including the firstborn children of any Red Sox FO members and the severed head of the Minotaur.
  13. Youk Of The Nation
    First to die, but only minutes ahead of Joba. He's too fat to go on the offensive, and with everyone bogged down by super-strength glue he'll be easy pickings for the small, quick guys like Gardner and Ichiro. After he has been stripped to the bone and is lying there like the worlds highest-paid whale carcass, they'll start in on Joba, but the meth in his tissues will cause everyone to go insane. They'll pull free of the glue, severely damaging their skin in the process, and murder each other in a fit of delusional violence. The only one left alive will be A-Rod, as he always disappears when things get real. He won't survive long, though. With the PED damage to his brain and no one around to remind him, he'll forget that the dildos were sitting in a puddle of glue and end up dying of a blocked intestine.
  14. Youk Of The Nation
    We need to come up with a "Yankee Motel". We can fill an abandoned building with puddles of industrial-strength adhesive surrounded by buckets of PEDs and double-ended dildos. Then when they get stuck going after the stuff, we can watch and laugh as they starve to death!
  15. Youk Of The Nation
    I've been wondering that myself all season, who the new designated target is, now that Youk isn't on the team anymore. My guess is Pedroia.
  16. Youk Of The Nation
    A blast by Nava here makes this almost perfect!
  17. Youk Of The Nation
    Aiken.
  18. Youk Of The Nation
    I'd like to see what the measurement on that HR was, once it lands.
  19. Youk Of The Nation
    Stardate 66897.2 would fall sometime in the mid-to-late 2700s.
  20. Youk Of The Nation
    Thanks, but I need no outside help for my craft.
  21. Youk Of The Nation
    I hope Salty does what Napoli has done when the guy in front of him is put on.
  22. Youk Of The Nation
    Yeah, as far as fish puns go, I doubt any of us will find ourselves floundering for ideas this season.
  23. Youk Of The Nation
    Who would have thought Ortiz would have a chance at a cycle?
  24. Youk Of The Nation
    This is awesome.
  25. Youk Of The Nation
    Carp nets another RBI
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