Youk Of The Nation

I think it's obvious that BTR mojo is long overdue. BTR, you need to start the gamethread tomorrow.

Here, finally remembered to take the screenshot: It freezes like this until I refresh. It's like it's trying to slide my post under the previous one like two sheets of paper. http://i42.tinypic.com/2886x45.jpg

Has anyone responded to A-Rod's home run with a derogatory nickname yet? I want to be the first! Oh.

Way to make Sabathia work after he had clearly lost the plate!

It's awesome how bad Sabathia has been this season. Leading the entire league in HRs allowed and hits allowed, I believe.

Maybe they'll put Chamberlain in. "Joba, we need you to-" "UNNNH. HRRR. JOBA HUNGRY." "Yes, well, if you want to eat, you need to hit someone with a pitch." "HRUNNNH. Yeeeesss. Joba hit batter. Joba angry. Unh. Joba want meth."

I figured it would have been Lackey, but when the first two games of the series went by without A-Rod getting hit, I knew it was going to happen tonight.

I feel the same way! Tell her to bring Italian tonight. Don't wait up.

This is the worst thing anyone has ever said.

I sincerely hope you're kidding.

This is the most factual thing that has been said on this site while combined with the egregious misuse of an apostrophe.

Tacoby Bellsbury!

Score him damn it.

Takes time to transcribe them from the tablet etchings, eh?

I...uh...

I hate the f***ing Yankees. If the Sox or anyone else signed this f***ing mummified ******* he would have probably sucked. Guys go to the Yankees and suddenly they're Babe f***ing Ruth. Do they have an extra tap in the locker room for HGH or some s***?

I would like to add, for the record, that I once dated a girl who only had one arm (the other was severed below the elbow in a car accident), and while I never got into any fights with her, I'm reasonably sure she could have thrown a decent punch with the arm she did have.

The guy had both legs and one hand, minus a couple fingers. He had also been heckling Cobb all day despite Cobb's demands to the umpires to have the man removed. I'm not saying it was the right thing to do, but it was a different time in baseball where sometimes fights were settled with fists. A lot of people seem to have this image in their head of Cobb punching a quadruple amputee in the head over and over again, that is nowhere near what happened. Cobb was a mean son of a bitch sometimes, but he was honest about it. When he got in trouble for beating the s*** out of a heckler, he didn't try to take the heat off of himself by saying "so-and-so hit a guy last week, look, I have proof!". He was a bad man sometimes, but he was a man. A-Rod is a giant pussy in a Yankees uniform, and giving him a 'good point' for ratting out Braun and Cervelli to try to take a fraction of the media pressure off of himself is ridiculous. I can't believe he did it because he thought it was the right thing to do, he did it because he's a pathetic douche.

I'm still not convinced it's real. I've seen some up close photos that really look like it's a fake.

My prediction: Sox win 12-4. Ortiz, and Victorino go deep. Pedroia has two doubles and 4 RBI. Lackey goes 7 and lets up 3.

Damn.

There is nothing good about this story, except maybe the fact that he didn't hurt the child. Physically, at least.

Also, I hope all of you who are feeling sorry for Remy are also feeling sorry for the parents of the woman who was murdered.

It's good that your family tried to Foster good relations with their family, to let them know that no one blamed them.

Dustin Pedroia was Keyser Soze THE WHOLE TIME!