Making this because I am working most of the day tomorrow and don't want to risk not being able to start it later.
Dempster:
Seen here getting ready to beat the crap out of the last guy to make a Dumpster-related pun.
Vs. Cosart, which sounds like a made up name. In continuing with "no opposing starter photo" mojo, just imagine a scared teenager with overlarge baseball clothing on, standing on the mound while David Ortiz and Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury hit line drives over his head and Jonny Gomes cuckolds his father.
f*** the Astros. Again. That is all.
Win.