Everyone on the Sox seems so happy, no steroid mood swings. Ortiz is too cheerful, Manny wouldn't even know how to take steroids, Schilling is a warrior, Arroyo weighs less than my finger, Varitek is the least likely of anyone in the league, Mueller again weighs less than my finger, Wells lasted one day on the subway diet....
The only person I could really point to MIGHT be Gabe Kapler but he has always looked like that for as long as I remember him being in the league.