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well since this is a red sox forum, thought'd i'd post this joke even though everyone here has probably heard it.... A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

A lawyer, a doctor, and a redneck were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help. A rancher was sitting on his front porch that evening when he saw the lawyer top the horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that the lawyer was carrying a glass of water, so when he was within hearing distance, the rancher said, "Hi there...what are you doing carrying a glass of water through the desert?" The lawyer explained his predicament and explained that since he had a long way to go, he might get thirsty, so that's why he was carrying the water. A little while later the rancher noticed the doctor walking toward him with a loaf of bread in his hand. "What are you doing?" asked the rancher again. As before, the doctor explained the situation and said that since he had a long way to go, he might get hungry and that's why he had the bread. Finally the redneck appeared, dragging a car door through the sand. More curious than ever, the rancher asked, "Hey, why are you dragging that car door?" "Well," said the redneck, "I have a long way to go, so if it gets too hot, I'll roll down the window."

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed. "Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing." The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly. Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head. "How did it go?" the doctor asked. "Terribly, doctor, terribly." "Did it not work?" "Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years." "Then what is the problem, ma'am?" "Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

Two Blondes were in a car and came to a fork in a road and the sign said Disneyland left... So they turned around and went home.

so theres a tshirt that says "shut up ny" on the front?

i was just about to post this like 2 seconds ago

i want in yeszir

then don't enter

count me in!

bracket lookin good, i need a unc-illinois final, and unc to win it all to win my pool! Go Illini! Go Heels!

you got a nasty staff

except you never mentioned manny, ortiz and the rest of our great offense. wouldn't be surprised if u lost the games on purpose, as you are a STANKEE fan. sox prly won the season series vs the stanks thought..maybe 19-0... SOX - BACK2BACK

i'd take fenway over the "toilet bowl" anyday of the year!

teddy ballgame...duh

Hockey games, skating proposed for Fenway Park http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2005/03/26/hockey_games_skating_proposed_for_fenway_park/

yeah i guess the game was delayed for like an hour and a half, kind of ironic that it happened at the pistons- pacers game....hmmmmm

Celts lose 2nd game in a row to Chicago...only 14 points in the 4th quarter!

I'm a total fan of "Pap" now when he brushed back Sosa after Cabrera hit Payton on the hand, he showed a lot of courage there IMO

we will be fine

what was his avatar?

still...it amazes me everytime just wondering what everyone here thinks is better: College basketball or NBA? CBALL for me bacause the atmosphere is just so much greater and they play with more pride

Anyone see the dunk by Jamal Crawford when he Alley- Ooped the ball of the backboard to himself and threw it down? That was Awesome!

good trade! Neal gonna end up in pawtucket or portland this year?

UCONN is out now, falls to NC. ST... Oh... how the mighty have fallen!!!!

West Virginia knocks off Wake Forest 111-105