Sox players who played for the Yankees

[mvp 78]

Do you take a lot of selfies too?

 

Does the pope s*** in the woods?

[BillyWilliams]

Does the pope s*** in the woods?

 

I don't know, never been camping with him.

 

But speaking of the Pope, it reminds me of a funny joke.

 

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach when there was a frantic fight just off shore. A man, wearing a boston red sox ortiz jersey, was struggling to free himself from the jaws of a 25ft shark.

 

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came up with three men wearing New York Yankee jerseys. One quickly fired a big harpoon into the shark. The other pulled bleeding Sox's fan from the water. Then they beat the shark to death with an autographed Buck Dent baseball bat and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some hatred between red sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

 

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know s*** about shark fishing. How is the bait holding up?"

[mvp 78]

I don't know, never been camping with him.

 

But speaking of the Pope, it reminds me of a funny joke.

 

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach when there was a frantic fight just off shore. A man, wearing a boston red sox ortiz jersey, was struggling to free himself from the jaws of a 25ft shark.

 

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came up with three men wearing New York Yankee jerseys. One quickly fired a big harpoon into the shark. The other pulled bleeding Sox's fan from the water. Then they beat the shark to death with an autographed Buck Dent baseball bat and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some hatred between red sox and Yankee fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

 

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know s*** about shark fishing. How is the bait holding up?"

 

Sharks are endangered. This is not a fun joke.

[BillyWilliams]

Sharks are endangered. This is not a fun joke.

 

Lighten up, francis, it was just a joke.

 

I don't actually advocate the killing of sharks.

[mvp 78]

Lighten up, francis, it was just a joke.

 

I don't actually advocate the killing of sharks.

 

Please don't call me by my middle name you weirdo.

[BillyWilliams]

Please don't call me by my middle name you weirdo.

 

Shirley you can't be serious.............