David Price velocity thread

[User Name]

The standards for comedy have greatly diminished around here.

[User Name]

He can eviscerate anyone on this board and will do so with enough provocation. I don't always condone it but it is usually justified.

 

He is smarter than most of us, too.

 

Namaste.

[Slasher9]

well, the Sox plane has landed in Toronto. carpal tunnel is healed!

hallelujah! its a f***ing miracle.

also, our girl Guerin is reporting a "yet to be named" Boston Red Sox player has begun the process of transitioning gender. when the process is over we will have our first anatomical female MLB player. in the meantime he will just have to keep pretending to wear the tampon....

[Bellhorn04]

Carpal Diem, David!

[SoxnCycles]

well, the Sox plane has landed in Toronto. carpal tunnel is healed!

hallelujah! its a f***ing miracle.

also, our girl Guerin is reporting a "yet to be named" Boston Red Sox player has begun the process of transitioning gender. when the process is over we will have our first anatomical female MLB player. in the meantime he will just have to keep pretending to wear the tampon....

 

LOL

When is the next Yankees series?

That is when we'll get the next list of excuses:

Tingly fingers, too hot, too cold, too much pollen, Astro gave me fleas....

[SoxnCycles]

Carpal Diem, David!

 

Nice!

[Slasher9]

Carpal Diem, David!

 

hahahaha. well played.

 

(note: UN does NOT find this funny so it must not be).

[User Name]

I do find it funny. You're not in my head. Bellhorn not being a jerk also helps.

[Spudboy]

lol