4/6 vs. Milwaukee Douche Crew

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

7 pitches, I'm good.

[Station 13]

Great AB and another ball torch. X is the future.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

This f***face and his 90mph fastball are cruising.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

DFA everyone but X

[d-money]

f*** me!!! f***ing Gallardo

[mvp 78]

Pffft she has less than nothing on Jenny

 

Jenny's voice is terrible. I could listen to Elle read Thomas Pynchon.

[RedSoxNC84]

Jenny's voice is terrible. I could listen to Elle read Thomas Pynchon.

 

No one cares about her voice.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I could listen to Jenny read, but I'd much rather she bend over in front of me for an extended period of time. While I just stand there creepily massaging my weasel through my pants.

[Station 13]

Love the Buccholz shot and the dead silent from Don and Jerry.

[mvp 78]

No one cares about her voice.

 

Well I care. And her eyebrows are too much for me.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

We're one Daniel Nava away from this still being scoreless (or 1-0 can't remember) but whatever.

[NativeBostonian]

I could listen to Jenny read, but I'd much rather she bend over in front of me for an extended period of time. While I just stand there creepily massaging my weasel through my pants.

Didn't want that picture in my mind.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Runs plz

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Didn't want that picture in my mind.

I send that picture and many like it to your inbox if you'd like.

[d-money]

Lester doing his best.

[NativeBostonian]

Lmao, no thanks, bud.

[mvp 78]

Jenny has a fantastic rack, but that's about it.

[mvp 78]

Remy is now in his Harey Carey phase. Calling plays that didn't happen.

 

Weeks is black, Remy. Overbay is white.

[NativeBostonian]

Lester is going to be the new Lackey this year. Pitches well. But, gets no run support.

[Station 13]

Reynolds got a mouthful of seeds.

[mvp 78]

Don't care about Reynolds seed. Thanks though Remdoggy.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Jenny has a fantastic rack, but that's about it.

Shame on you.

 

1) She has more than her rack.

 

2) Her rack could cure terminal cancer.

[d-money]

So lester could go 0-2 with these f***ers not giving him any run support

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Reynolds got a mouthful of seeds.

Probably Braun's. Ewwww.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Nava's gonna hack at 3-1 again.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Of course he contradicts me but he won't get in anyway.

[NativeBostonian]

Of course he contradicts me but he won't get in anyway.

Keep it up!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

This ******* still can't throw strikes. Knock him out of the game here.

[mvp 78]

This team is just a joy to watch.

[d-money]

f***ing awful.Cannot hit with risp