4/6 vs. Milwaukee Douche Crew

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Get him to 100 next inning.

[NativeBostonian]

It's hard to knock a guy out of a game when the strike zone is the size of Jenny's rack.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Just FYI if we keep talking about Jenny's rack me and my weasel might have to take a redtube break.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

They just keep hacking on Lester. Thanks Nava for boning him with your defense.

[d-money]

Only Jon showed up to the ballpark today

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I guess they want Gallardo to be back in the 7th.

[mvp 78]

Just FYI if we keep talking about Jenny's rack me and my weasel might have to take a redtube break.

 

Pfft, not tubegalore? Redtube is the Tina Cervasio of porn sites.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Never heard of tubegalore in my life. And I found Tina highly fappable when I was 16-17 and could not yet discreetly go to porn sites.

[mvp 78]

Why can't anyone protect the plate these days?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

At least Napoli took pitches.

[d-money]

Who the f*** are these imposters on the field?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Ugh Xander first pitch hack. Guess he was due for some ******** after his first two ABs. Edited April 6, 2014 by Jacoby_Ellsbury

[mvp 78]

Never heard of tubegalore in my life. And I found Tina highly fappable when I was 16-17 and could not yet discreetly go to porn sites.

 

Well, you have a grown up weasel now. Need to feed him the good stuff.

[RedSoxNC84]

Not really sure why they aren't taking defensive swings instead of assuming they're going to get ball four.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

So he's only at 92 pitches and we got at least one more inning of this ********. Poor Jon.

[d-money]

9 outs left before the brooms come out

[mvp 78]

Moar Elle!

[mvp 78]

Dat arm

[NativeBostonian]

That's bull s***.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Here comes the beginning of the end for Lester.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Oh just put him on and play for the DP.

[RedSoxNC84]

I think that was a pity strike

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Ugh Lester what are you trying to do

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Great, the Brewers hitters are starting to pull their heads out of their ass.

[Station 13]

Great, the Brewers hitters are starting to pull their heads out of their ass.

 

Can they reach deeper to pulled ours out too?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

If someone named Bianchi puts runs in for them I will circumcise myself in frustration.

x2.

[Station 13]

Jeff the Yankee? Who names their child that?

[RedSoxNC84]

Jeff the Yankee? Who names their child that?

 

Probably Jacko

[RedSoxNC84]

x2.

 

Better get the knife ready.

[mvp 78]

Booo Crew