9/1 vs CHI

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Just get him to 80 pitches.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Just get him to 80 pitches.

Didn't do it.

 

WE HAVE FAILED AS A MAJOR LEAGUE FRANCHISE.

[mvp 78]

Xander didn't get the memo about Hernandez' strike zone.

[Station 13]

how does Hernandez still have a job?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Leury Garcia. Wut.

 

Are the White Sox doing their 2008 Heat impression?

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Crazy how the Sox always score when I leave.

[VA Sox Fan]

I missed Drew's HR. Where did he hit it?

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Drew homered when I was in the bathroom fishing boogers out of my nose. Damn things were razor sharp. Felt like I had one of those ninja stars up there.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Red Sox have 255 RBI's with 2 outs this season

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

And gamecast is s***ing the bed.

[VA Sox Fan]

Drew homered when I was in the bathroom fishing boogers out of my nose. Damn things were razor sharp. Felt like I had one of those ninja stars up there.

 

Nice.....TMI brah!

 

Game cast says Drew's HR was to CF.

[mvp 78]

I missed Drew's HR. Where did he hit it?

 

To the camera in CF.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

wut. are you doing.

[VA Sox Fan]

To the camera in CF.

 

Thank you sir.

[mvp 78]

C'mon Doubs. Get your s*** together.

[VA Sox Fan]

Tighten up Felix dammit! GIDP time!

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

f***ing Jeff Keppinger got the White Sox a run. Brb gonna light myself on fire.

[mvp 78]

Was spotted a 5 run lead, will need to use the pen.

[Station 13]

Doubront and Lester merged sometimes when they pitch. Long AB, deep counts.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Whoever that was who brought up the Sox streak of great starts, thanks a lot.

[mvp 78]

Let's get out of this inning so they can clean the camera lens.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

JFC if that other guy settles down Doubront might be the first one to sit.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

http://www.nocturnar.com/imagenes/Cara-meme-yao-ming-11.jpg

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Kill yourself Doubront.

[mvp 78]

f*** you Doubront. f*** you John Rish.

[RedSoxfanforlife305]

Well that escalated quickly

[VA Sox Fan]

DAMMIT ALL Felix!

[Brennan]

What the f***?

[Station 13]

JFC Felix.

[Brennan]

Get him the f*** out of there.