Clemens signs with Independent League team

[Thunder]

Not much to say. Team is the Suger Land Skeeters of the Independent Atlantic League and is starting on Saturday.

[YAZMAN]

Then there's hope yet for Oil Can...

[Youk Of The Nation]

How the mighty have fallen. Maybe he can spend his off-days collecting cans and bottles with Mike Tyson and Dennis Rodman.

[Thunder]

How the mighty have fallen. Maybe he can spend his off-days collecting cans and bottles with Mike Tyson and Dennis Rodman.

 

He can start tomorrow.

[Behindenemylines]

This is either the owner of the Skeeters (Aren't they spraying for those in Texas) looking to put buts in some empty seats, owns stock in PEDs, or lost a bet to Clemons. Roger the rat doesn't know when it is time to just get out of the public eye.

[Thunder]

Reminds me of Brett Favre...

[Behindenemylines]

If Clemens is doing the Farve thing, does that means we can expect Roger to take pictures of his junk in the near future. When I first heard that he was making a come back I didn't hear with who, I was hoping that it was to replace Big CC with the $panks. I could see the $panks giving him 10 million for the rest of the year. It only money to them.

[Mr Apeşkin]

could be Rockets first step into going for Tour De France....

[SouthieFanatic]

How the mighty have fallen. Maybe he can spend his off-days collecting cans and bottles with Mike Tyson and Dennis Rodman.

 

I was thinking he'd start collecting pigeons and he would take them to Broadway and make a musical out of it. *Life after retirement: The Roger Clemens Way*

[Behindenemylines]

Does anyone see one of the bottom feeders in MLB taking a flyer on Roger to sell tickets for some meaningless game in September?

[Youk Of The Nation]

No. Not happening.

[Thunder]

You mean Da Astros? They actually are chasing after him.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Sorry, I thought we were talking about Major League teams.

[Thunder]

Sorry, I thought we were talking about Major League teams.

 

Oh, we were? I didn't know.:dunno: