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Suns' date=' the Celtics have won 1, the Sox 2, and the Patriots 3 over the past decade. When was the last time anyone in Cleveland won anything? ......crickets....[/quote']

 

1964 Cleveland Browns, Mr. Trebek

 

I'll stay with the category of "Cities we would like to trade to Canada" for $800

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Hey Jacko, i think we're doing it wrong. Who the hell are we going to have fun with if we get rid of suns?

 

Think about it.

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1964 Cleveland Browns, Mr. Trebek

 

I'll stay with the category of "Cities we would like to trade to Canada" for $800

 

That is awesome. The problem is, what would we get from them? A bunch of hairy-legged women? Maybe a moose? Might actually be worth it.

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1964 Cleveland Browns, Mr. Trebek

 

I'll stay with the category of "Cities we would like to trade to Canada" for $800

 

Ok, this is, by far, the best post in the thread.

 

Well done sir.

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That is awesome. The problem is' date=' what would we get from them? A bunch of hairy-legged women? Maybe a moose? Might actually be worth it.[/quote']

 

A mini-squad of mounted police. They are awesome. Send 'em to Michigan around August so i can meet 'em.

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Hey Jacko, i think we're doing it wrong. Who the hell are we going to have fun with if we get rid of suns?

 

Think about it.

 

we'll probably go about killing each other again. Thing is, sox fans are like kid brothers to me. I can pick on the them all I want, but if anyone else does, I will defend them vigorously.

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It said "Most Online Ever: 9"

 

A lot of people don't come on there because they don't know its back.

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Hastily made Cleveland tourism video lyrics:

 

Fun times in Cleveland today!

Cleveland!

Come on down to Cleveland town everyone

Come and look at both of our buildings

Buy some food that's prepared near the street

Who knows you might even see this guy

You should come on down to West 6th Street

It's the perfect place if you're a douschebag

Watch the poor people all wait for buses

Who the f*** still uses a pay phone?

Here's the place where there used to be industry

This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland

Cleveland leads the nation in drifters

Here's a statue of Moses Cleveland

He's the guy who invesnted Cleveland YEA!

 

Hastily made Cleveland tourism video( Part 2) lyrics:

 

Fun times in Cleveland Again!

Still Cleveland!

Come on down to Cleveland town everyone

Under construction since 1868

See our river that catches on fire

It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS

See the sun almost three times a year

this guy has at least two DUIs

Flats looks like a Scooby Doo ghost town

Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die

Our economy's based on Lebron James

Buy a house for the price of a VCR

Our main export is crippling depression

We're so retarded that we think this is art

It could be worse but at least we're not Detroit!

We're not Detroit!

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Wow J.D Drew got hit by a pitch. Pussy. He should of caught it in his bare hand and shoved it down Kerry Wood's throat

 

You forgot the mandatory vagina joke. I'm dissapointed.

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