6/10 @ CLE

[jacksonianmarch]

Kerry Wood doesn’t teabag girls , he potato sacks them.

[suns]

Mitch Talbot once saw Big foot...Big foot ran away.

[Palodios]

The three leading causes of death in the United States are 1. Heart Disease 2. Hit by Jon Lester pitch 3. Cancer

[jacksonianmarch]

Justin Masterson once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid

[Palodios]

When Don Orsillo is sick, he doesn't throw up, he throws down.

[jacksonianmarch]

Helen Keller’s favorite color is Mitch Talbot

[suns]

When the nationals see that Mitch Talbot is pitching, they don't come to the game.

[Palodios]

What do you call a hit off Jon Lester? Christmas.

[jacksonianmarch]

Shelley Duncan's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

[jacksonianmarch]

Fausto Carmona can speak braille

[Youk Of The Nation]

Lou Marson hit a home run off of Steven Strasburg. It is due to intercept the Voyager probe in 2019.

[Palodios]

Nancy Drew is so tough, she plays through several injuries every day.

[transcam21]

Jon Lester lost a testicle while fighting the Roman army. The testicle made it's way to the ocean and is now called Australia

[suns]

Everyone hears that the Mayans says that the world will end in 2012, the real reason is that Lou Marson controls the world and wants it to end in 2012.

[transcam21]

The official mojo should probably be changed now. I don't think there is going to be any actual game talk tonight

[Palodios]

Jon Lester is so good, he could get 30 wins with Boof Bonser as his closer.

[transcam21]

Jon Lester is so good' date=' he could get 30 wins with Boof Bonser as his closer.[/quote']

 

Wow, we might have a winner there :thumbsup:

[a700hitter]

Cameron did not look good going to second base on his base hit. The training staff came to talk to him afterward. He's really far from 100%, thus underscoring the need to get a CFer.

[riverside sluggers]

I knew Cameron getting thrown out couldve been a momentum shift

[riverside sluggers]

Cameron did not look good going to second base on his base hit. The training staff came to talk to him afterward. He's really far from 100%' date=' thus underscoring the need to get a CFer.[/quote']

 

I wouldnt mind the Sox talking to KC for DeJesus

[Palodios]

Wow' date=' we might have a winner there :thumbsup:[/quote']

 

Haha, yeah, I'm enjoying myself.

 

Boof Bonser is so bad his ERA is infinity. Oh wait...

[Palodios]

Come on Lester... three more strikeouts will give you the lead again!

[Dipre]

Jensen Lewis once ate a crocodile and shat a belt, a pair of boots, a waller, and a purse.

[jacksonianmarch]

I wouldnt mind the Sox talking to KC for DeJesus

 

Dejesus is gonna be the most coveted OFer on the market, mostly because he plays great D in LF and solid D in CF as well has OPS in the mid .800s. He would be a great pickup for the sox, and would be worth more than starting Cameron due to Dejesus' ability to lead off

[Palodios]

As I mentioned in the Ellsbury thread, it seems unlikely that the Sox are going to part with the pieces necessary to get him. I seriously do believe they'll stick with Cameron/McDonald in CF and Hall/Hermida/McDonald in LF and take advantage of platoons.

[lesterkett]

i hate bill hall playing left field .. why hermida isnt playing or reddick ??

[a700hitter]

They need to put these guys away. A split with this tribe of s*** would not be acceptable.

[redsoxrules]

well this sucks all of a sudden

[suns]

LETS GO!!!!!!!!

[a700hitter]

A hit by a .188 hitter to take the lead. Ugh!