5/9 vs. NYY

[Chamomile]

Lester

 

First 3 starts - 8.44 ERA, 1.88 WHIP

Last 4 starts - 0.97 ERA, 0.87 WHIP

 

That's very encouraging. It took him until May 31st to turn it around last year, and I have a lot more faith in Lester, Beckett, Lackey and Matsuzaka than I did in Lester, Beckett, Penny and half a year of old man Smoltz.

[riverside sluggers]

Hermida 4 Hrs, 19 RBIs through 32 games. Still cant believe all the Marlins wanted for him was Hunter Jones and an eh Double A pitching prospect

[Palodios]

Some teams can't afford 3+ million for a bench player. But hey, he's a great bench player.

[VA Sox Fan]

Hermida 4 Hrs' date=' 19 RBIs through 32 games. Still cant believe all the Marlins wanted for him was Hunter Jones and an eh Double A pitching prospect[/quote']

 

From the Globe:

 

* Hermida's 15 two-out RBI match Nick Swisher of the Yankees for the most in the AL. He's not hitting for average but he has had some big hits, hasn't he?

[YAZMAN]

From the Globe:

 

* Hermida's 15 two-out RBI match Nick Swisher of the Yankees for the most in the AL. He's not hitting for average but he has had some big hits, hasn't he?

 

 

LYN - NAY!!!

 

I hope you aren't saying he's "clutch". Remember what happened when I made the claim that players can be "clutch"?

[Dipre]

LYN - NAY!!!

 

I hope you aren't saying he's "clutch". Remember what happened when I made the claim that players can be "clutch"?

 

I believe that Hermida can, in fact, drive a stick.

[italstallianion]

I believe that Hermida can' date=' in fact, drive a stick.[/quote']

 

 

 

So can your sister. :harhar:

[bsox0407]

So can your sister. :harhar:

 

PWN'D

[Dipre]

So can your sister. :harhar:

 

I meant not a normal sized stick, not a miniature one.

[italstallianion]

I meant not a normal sized stick' date=' not a miniature one.[/quote']

 

 

But a large one?

[Dipre]

But a large one?

 

You'd never know, Mr. undersized.

[Dipre]

PWN'D

 

A sister joke. How novel.

[italstallianion]

You'd never know' date=' Mr. undersized.[/quote']

 

 

 

But your sister would. I'm sure she'd love white chocolate icing on her chocolate cake.

[Dipre]

But your sister would. I'm sure she'd love white chocolate icing on her chocolate cake.

 

You'd need this first:

 

 

http://www.x4-extender.com/info/sites/default/files/penis-pump-main_Full.jpg

 

Otherwise, she'd simply point and laugh, and i'm sure you're familiar with the feeling.

[italstallianion]

That's cold Dipre. When was the last time you saw your junk?

[Dipre]

That's cold Dipre. When was the last time you saw your junk?

 

You just admitted to not being able to see your junk.

 

Victory is mine!

[VA Sox Fan]

LYN - NAY!!!

 

I hope you aren't saying he's "clutch". Remember what happened when I made the claim that players can be "clutch"?

 

I'm afraid I am. What happened to you, I forgot.

[italstallianion]

You just admitted to not being able to see your junk.

 

Victory is mine!

 

 

 

No I didn't. You made fun of me needing a penis pump to fire knucklechildren all over your sister, and then I said that you were too fat to see your own junk. If anything, (and I mean if), then I admitted to needing a penis pump to splooge on your sister. I can at least see my junk. I can see my junk off of the reflection on your sister's forehead. :harhar:

[Dipre]

No I didn't. You made fun of me needing a penis pump to fire knucklechildren all over your sister' date=' and then I said that you were too fat to see your own junk. If anything, (and I mean if), then I admitted to needing a penis pump to splooge on your sister. I can at least see my junk. I can see my junk off of the reflection on your sister's forehead. :harhar:[/quote']

 

You can't even see your junk with a microscope. Be serious. You don't fire off knucklechildren, you fire off "between two fingers" children.

 

Also, i'm not fat, i'm big boned. And i can see my junk.

 

Your move.

[italstallianion]

You can't even see your junk with a microscope. Be serious. You don't fire off knucklechildren, you fire off "between two fingers" children.

 

Also, i'm not fat, i'm big boned. And i can see my junk.

 

Your move.

 

 

I'll show your sister big boned.

 

 

This is too easy. (Just like your sister).

 

See, if you actually had a sister, then this would be offensive. Otherwise it's just funny because we're both bored.

[Dipre]

I'll show your sister big boned.

 

 

This is too easy. (Just like your sister).

 

See, if you actually had a sister, then this would be offensive. Otherwise it's just funny because we're both bored.

 

And if you actually couldn't see your penis....... (Oh wait.......)

[italstallianion]

And if you actually couldn't see your penis....... (Oh wait.......)

 

 

 

We both know that Gom could find his penis. I never knew anyone else that could crank it daily to subpar porn while posting on a Red Sox board.

[Dipre]

We both know that Gom could find his penis. I never knew anyone else that could crank it daily to subpar porn while posting on a Red Sox board.

 

You even have standards for porn.

[italstallianion]

I'm just cultured enough to notice the nuances in porn quality. I don't jack it to just anything. It's just JD Drew and Erin Andrews for me.

[Dipre]

I'm just cultured enough to notice the nuances in porn quality. I don't jack it to just anything. It's just JD Drew and Erin Andrews for me.

 

No Beltre?

[italstallianion]

He doesn't get on base enough to do it for me. And he's brown.

[Dipre]

He doesn't get on base enough to do it for me. And he's brown.

 

Being brown makes people sexy. Look at me!

[YAZMAN]

I'm afraid I am. What happened to you' date=' I forgot.[/quote']

 

It turned into the battle of my sig versus all the stat guys, I was assaulted by calculators and slide rules from all sides!!!