Dempster...WTF?!?

[The_Destroyah]

does anyone know how the f*** Ryan Dempster broke his toe? was he practicing? or was he f***ing around at home with his kids? or did a grand piano/anvil/safe fall out of the sky onto his toe?

 

hes messing with my fantasy league being that my only DL spot is already filled with Jose Reyes and i really really REALLY need pitching

[BoSox21]

get this....and im being totally serious.....he injured it when his foot got caught as he tried to hop the guardrail to exit the dugout after a Cubs win

[The_Destroyah]

ha you gotta be kidding me, at least it happened while he was doing something for the team and not because he was dickin around with friends, doesnt make me feel any better about my fantasy team though, he has no trade value with a broken toe and i dont think i can justify dropping him.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

Hopping the guardrail isn't necessary to the team's success.

[Dipre]

get this....and im being totally serious.....he injured it when his foot got caught as he tried to hop the guardrail to exit the dugout after a Cubs win

 

Dempster just entered Kerry Wood territory of ******** injuries.

[WhiskeyBreath]

I guess it's better than hurting your back sneezing.

[Dipre]

I guess it's better than hurting your back sneezing.

 

Did you know that sneezing is literally the most violent action the human body can produce?

[BoSox21]

Did you know that sneezing is literally the most violent action the human body can produce?

 

Then clearly you didn't see me Saturday night in bed with Mrs. DipreG

[TheKilo]

Then clearly you didn't see me Saturday night in bed with Mrs. DipreG

 

Funny

[The_Destroyah]

Then clearly you didn't see me Saturday night in bed with Mrs. DipreG

 

well you would hope that he didnt see, does he usually watch your saturday night "interactions"?

[Dipre]

Then clearly you didn't see me Saturday night in bed with Mrs. DipreG

 

That'd be an awesome joke if i hadn't dumped my girlfriend like 2 months ago.

[WhiskeyBreath]

Did you know that sneezing is literally the most violent action the human body can produce?

 

Really? The more you know.

 

Still, it's a weak way to get put on the DL.

[a700hitter]

hes messing with my fantasy league being that my only DL spot is already filled with Jose Reyes and i really really REALLY need pitching

I traded to get him last week.

[The_Destroyah]

I traded to get him last week.

 

well that does make me feel better ha that sucks, what was the trade?

[a700hitter]

well that does make me feel better ha that sucks' date=' what was the trade?[/quote']Cuddyer for Dempster and a swap of late round draft choices. I thought i had made a pretty sweet deal.

[The_Destroyah]

well i dont know about the other ppl but i think Cuddyer