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Wow, the Braves got robbed out of an out. Cano was hit with the ball running inside the baseline and the umps didn't call it.
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Okay, here's my franchise plan for the Nationals. They need to embrace their shittiness and make it a part of their team. So for example, have ridiculous promotions like: in the top of the fifth inning, nine random fans are selected to play an inning. And when they're introducing the Nationals' lineup, have one topless woman accompanying the player out onto the field. Just basically make it as much like WWE as possible. It'll be awesome.
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Okay' date=' here's my franchise plan for the Nationals. They need to embrace their shittiness and make it a part of their team. So for example, have ridiculous promotions like: in the top of the fifth inning, nine random fans are selected to play an inning. And when they're introducing the Nationals' lineup, have one topless woman accompanying the player out onto the field. Just basically make it as much like WWE as possible. It'll be awesome.[/quote']

 

I like it.

 

How does a "GM for a day" contest sound?

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Okay' date=' here's my franchise plan for the Nationals. They need to embrace their shittiness and make it a part of their team. So for example, have ridiculous promotions like: in the top of the fifth inning, nine random fans are selected to play an inning. And when they're introducing the Nationals' lineup, have one topless woman accompanying the player out onto the field. Just basically make it as much like WWE as possible. It'll be awesome.[/quote']

 

Just for clarity, is that only one topless woman for the intros or one per player?

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One per player. Maybe the better the player' date=' the hotter the woman (motivation to play better).[/quote']

 

I'd buy season tickets.

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One per player. Maybe the better the player' date=' the hotter the woman (motivation to play better).[/quote']

 

Where you gonna find 25 60 year oold, toothless, decaying topless women?

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#10 is another fine example of ballplayer who likes his ice cream and beer a wee bit too much. Jog a little more for those millions.
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