Official "Let's run Javier Lopez out of town!" thread

[Thumper]

Yeah...

 

0.1 IP, 5 ER tonight, an ERA of +9... And a bobbled ball costing a game against Cleveland...

 

Grab your pitchforks and torches.

 

DFA Lopez NOW.

[CrespoBlows]

Thumper 2 plz

[Thumper]

Why this ended up in the GT section... I have no idea. Mod can move it please?

[Jasonbay44]

Please get rid of this piece or s***. He needs to be gone by the time Dice-k returns off DL.

[riverside sluggers]

Yeah...

 

0.1 IP, 5 ER tonight, an ERA of +9... And a bobbled ball costing a game against Cleveland...

 

Grab your pitchforks and torches.

 

DFA Lopez NOW.

 

He was also the losing pitcher against Oakland in extra innings. Walking the bases loaded before giving up the winning hit

[BSN07]

Sign me up for J-LO being booted out of town...

 

The guy is an unmitigated disaster

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

co-sign

[Cocos Disciples]

Didn't you just make this thread in the form of "Who you want gone"?

[CrespoBlows]

Didn't you just make this thread in the form of "Who you want gone"?

 

Am I the only one who caught onto this?

 

The more threads he creates, the better chance he has to push that NOLA BELIEVES thread out of the way.

[Cocos Disciples]

Heh, good call. As if this board would ever forget...

[Dipre]

Am I the only one who caught onto this?

 

The more threads he creates, the better chance he has to push that NOLA BELIEVES thread out of the way.

 

Links, please.

[Thumper]

Am I the only one who caught onto this?

 

The more threads he creates, the better chance he has to push that NOLA BELIEVES thread out of the way.

 

Oh yes, you have caught on to my master diabolical plan. Ooga booga!

 

Yeah, really, that's what, two years ago? You can't tell me you didn't get kicks out of calling me out and all that. Gave people something to discuss before spring training anyway.

[Cocos Disciples]

Sure we got kicks out of calling you out, but I would have preferred it to be true...that would have been awesome.

[Thumper]

Sure we got kicks out of calling you out' date=' but I would have preferred it to be true...that would have been awesome.[/quote']

 

If it is any consolation, I am actively pursuing a career, was at a few MLBSB tryouts last year, more coming this summer as well.

 

But yeah, the original s*** would have been awesome, but eh.

[CrespoBlows]

Yeah, really, that's what, two years ago? You can't tell me you didn't get kicks out of calling me out and all that. Gave people something to discuss before spring training anyway.

 

Yeah, we were laughing AT you.

 

http://www.talksox.com/forum/talk-sox-forum/8512-your-earliest-sox-memory.html

 

I guess Thumper found a loop-hole around that whole North American Amateur Draft that occurs every June. A HS kid good enough to close in AAA immediately, yet so unknown he won't get drafted? Sidd Finch lives!!!

 

http://www.talksox.com/forum/introduce-yourself/8182-nola-believes-2.html

[Thumper]

Yeah' date=' we were laughing AT you.[/quote']

 

That was the point I was going for yes. Ah good times.

[castigs850]

this past year i went to so many tryouts and everytime they said to me "are you a f***in ******* or what"

[CrespoBlows]

If it is any consolation, I am actively pursuing a career, was at a few MLBSB tryouts last year, more coming this summer as well.

 

But yeah, the original s*** would have been awesome, but eh.

 

I don't believe it.

[Thumper]

I don't believe it.

 

Okay so then don't?

 

castigs850 did you go to the MLSB Tryouts? When I went mostly everyone was pretty damn quiet to everyone. For the life of me though I can't think of the old guy's name, they called him the father of the scouting bureau, he ripped some good jokes.

[castigs850]

yea he was pretty funny "

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

 

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

 

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

 

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

 

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

 

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

 

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

 

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

 

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

 

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

 

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

 

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

 

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

 

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

 

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

 

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!

 

but then it was my turn to tryout and he looked at me and said "son, this just isnt for you, do you know what im saying to you"

and i cried

"dont cry just get the f*** off the field"

[CrespoBlows]

Okay so then don't?

 

castigs850 did you go to the MLSB Tryouts? When I went mostly everyone was pretty damn quiet to everyone. For the life of me though I can't think of the old guy's name, they called him the father of the scouting bureau, he ripped some good jokes.

 

It never happened. Thumper, there was no one there. You need to disseminate fiction from reality.

[castigs850]

nooo nooo i saw him there i swear, he had a big shirt that said "thumperroooni"

[Thumper]

It never happened. Thumper' date=' there was no one there. You need to disseminate fiction from reality.[/quote']

 

I can tell you the stadiums I went to, Smith-Wills in Jackson, MI, and Redan High School in Georgia.

 

OH! And before you run to the MLSB website and say that that's where the tryouts are THIS year, allow me to save you that waste of time to tell you that's where they take place on an annual basis.

 

So, I'm saying no more on it, because, I'm not gonna waste my time, either you truly don't believe me, which is your deal, not mine, or just want a little s*** and giggle ruffle.

[CrespoBlows]

I can tell you the stadiums I went to, Smith-Wills in Jackson, MI, and Redan High School in Georgia.

 

OH! And before you run to the MLSB website and say that that's where the tryouts are THIS year, allow me to save you that waste of time to tell you that's where they take place on an annual basis.

 

So, I'm saying no more on it, because, I'm not gonna waste my time, either you truly don't believe me, which is your deal, not mine, or just want a little s*** and giggle ruffle.

 

That makes perfect sense.

 

Thumper lies.

Lie revealed.

Thumper tells similar story.

Not believed by Crespo.

Something wrong with Crespo.

 

Yeah, you aren't totally out of touch with reality.

[castigs850]

you forgot my posts....

[Thumper]

That makes perfect sense.

 

Thumper lies.

Lie revealed.

Thumper tells similar story.

Not believed by Crespo.

Something wrong with Crespo.

 

Yeah, you aren't totally out of touch with reality.

 

k

[Cocos Disciples]

I can tell you the stadiums I went to' date=' Smith-Wills in Jackson, MI, and Redan High School in Georgia.[/quote']

 

Okay, so how does this:

 

OH! And before you run to the MLSB website and say that that's where the tryouts are THIS year, allow me to save you that waste of time to tell you that's where they take place on an annual basis.

 

Make it impossible that you just looked up where the tryouts were, and didn't go? Posting where they were proves nothing.

[Thumper]

Make it impossible that you just looked up where the tryouts were, and didn't go? Posting where they were proves nothing.

 

I figured someone would bring this up. Well the best I can offer is pictures of the fields when I go this season, and my player number that I'm assigned on a card and what not, I mean really, that is the best I can do, and if that isn't good enough, then, oh well, I'll get over it.

[msubulldogs21]

http://www.talksox.com/forum/introduce-yourself/8182-nola-believes-2.html

 

lol

[SCM33]

I figured someone would bring this up. Well the best I can offer is pictures of the fields when I go this season' date=' and my player number that I'm assigned on a card and what not, I mean really, that is the best I can do, and if that isn't good enough, then, oh well, I'll get over it.[/quote']

 

But all you would have to do is google the stadium names, then post them here. FOr anyone to believe it.....it would have to be a picture of you, in a random room, holding up your license.......then actual pictures of you, at these stadiums.....since Im sure you wont provide these, then nobody will believe you.

 

 

Question though.....why would anyone believe anything that you have to say, after lying to the whole board saying that you were actually a minor league baseball player? Better yet, why would you make up a story about yourself posing as a minor league baseball player? Who does that? Who shows their face after proved wrong on such a ridiculous lie? You tried to lie to baseball fans, on a baseball website, not realizing how easy that it was to be disproved.