4/30 @ Tropicana Field

[Youk Of The Nation]

I am so sick of you guys talking about Watney in the gamethreads. Go create your mastabatorium in the AG forum or something. Jesus.

[Youk Of The Nation]

WHO THE f*** IS MICHAEL HERNANDEZ. f***. I hate this f***ing s***. How about winning ONE f***ING GAME FROM THE BEGINNING. All I f***ing have is watching this team and they can't even make it f***ing easy to do.

[TedWilliams101]

Are you serious, Beckett? WTF.

[Spudboy]

Well, there's one career night (Hernandez).

[Cocos Disciples]

I am so sick of you guys talking about Watney in the gamethreads. Go create your mastabatorium in the AG forum or something. Jesus.

 

Sorry bro, I'll stop.

[Cocos Disciples]

So I know we've come back from some deficits this year, but it's probably not a good idea to count on it.

[TedWilliams101]

When it rains it pours.

[Youk Of The Nation]

It's fine. I mean, I understand, but I think one or two mentions of how 'hot she is' is probably enough.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Apparently suckitude is contagious.

[TedWilliams101]

So our only consistent and dependable starter right now is Wakefield. Great.

[Spudboy]

Sorry bro' date=' I'll stop.[/quote']

 

I think Youk's comment was directed towards me. I have refrained from calling Drew Nancy so as not to offend you guys but I don't know that I can stop commenting On Heidi. Especially when she appears to be the highlight of a telecast. Sorry if I offend you puritanical sensibilities. And, when I masturbate, I don't think of Heidi.

[redsoxrules]

JFC Beckett , no need to revert to 2006 form

[Youk Of The Nation]

I think Youk's comment was directed towards me. I have refrained from calling Drew Nancy so as not to offend you guys but I don't know that I can stop commenting On Heidi. Especially when she appears to be the highlight of a telecast. Sorry if I offend you puritanical sensibilities. And' date=' when I masturbate, I don't think of Heidi.[/quote']

 

I have no puritanical sensibilities. It's just really obnoxious the seventh or eighth time is all.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

I want to violate Heidi.

[rhet]

Hey rhet! What's with the overhead projector as your avatar.

 

Just trying to project a good image, Spud.

[Spudboy]

May be I can jinx Garza by mentioning a possible no-no?

[rhet]

With Bob f***ing Gibson on the mound, can the Sox scratch out a single baserunner?

[Spudboy]

Just trying to project a good image' date=' Spud.[/quote']

 

LOL! I thought you may be a teacher.

[rhet]

LOL! I thought you may be a teacher.

 

I'm thinking of changing it to something more contemporary.

But why bother.

[Cocos Disciples]

Maybe a more modern projector?

[Spudboy]

I have no puritanical sensibilities. It's just really obnoxious the seventh or eighth time is all.

 

Sorry Youk. I did not mean to insult you. I mention her by saying "Heidi" once a thread. Can you blame me for that? I won't make any other "editorial" comments about her if you will forgive me.

[Spudboy]

Maybe a more modern projector?

What is used now? Is the overhead projector out modded?

[Spudboy]

Moded ? Too much vodka.

[jacksonianmarch]

Beckett has been awful tonight

[Youk Of The Nation]

Beckett has been awful tonight

 

Thanks for that update Captain Obvious. What would we do without you?

[redsoxrules]

Beckett has been awful tonight

 

So has AJ Burnett

[Spudboy]

He started O.K. Other than that, you are 100% correct.

[redsoxrules]

MATT GARZA HAS A NO HITTER

[Cocos Disciples]

What is used now? Is the overhead projector out modded?

 

Video projector.

 

And thank you Dr. Jack for your help. I thought he was dominant, but now I know otherwise.

[Jacoby_Ellsbury]

This game = epic fail.

 

 

At least the Celtics are finally doing something other than jackhammering their thumbs up their asses.