Joba DUI - "Well Above Legal Limit"

[See Red]

December 16 last year. You even started the thread!

 

I think Adam123 got more recognition than I did in last years awards.

 

... I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[Cocos Disciples]

"Oh you have poop on your shoes? Don't wipe them off or anything' date=' let's just buy you a new pair of $75 shoes while I make a stupid facial expression!"[/quote']

 

Sounds like a good deal to me.

[jacksonianmarch]

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/10/20/2008-10-20_yankees_phenom_joba_chamberlains_blood_a.html

 

 

 

Breaking out from old thread.

 

Zero excuse for this.

 

now that is despicable

[yeszir]

By the way' date=' I'm loving the ads in the banner, they're timely. In this thread I have a car service, in the Sam Adams thread I have, well, Sam Adams. Does it look for keywords?[/quote']

 

Car service one is great. And yes, they're contextual ads meaning they should change based on the content of the page.

[Cocos Disciples]

I think Adam123 got more recognition than I did in last years awards.

 

... I'm not sure how I feel about that.

 

Hey, I don't think I got any votes. But to be fair, adam had some pretty epic quotes.

[Youk Of The Nation]

I think the reason this is hitting me so hard is that the guy who caused the accident that killed her was drunk and it's looking like he may not see more than a couple months in prison, if that.

[See Red]

Hey' date=' I don't think I got any votes. But to be fair, adam had some pretty epic quotes.[/quote']

 

I'll vote for you if you vote for me this year...

[Youk Of The Nation]

I think we should have a TWF award.

 

The Three Wife Foulkers Player Attack Award: For the best insult, personal attack, or debasing post about a Sox player.

[Cocos Disciples]

I'll vote for you if you vote for me this year...

 

TEH CONSPIRACIES!!1

[Thumper]

This quote still has it's humor... We all recall this.

1) Make outlandish statement

2) Refute counter opinions by reiterating outlandish statement. Call people retarded.

3) Question fan loyalty, referencing outlandish statement

4) Ignore posted statistics and posts that seem to agree with you, harp on outlandish statement and question loyalty of every Red Sox fan other than yourself

5) Criticize Theo's choice of sweater

6) Rephrase outlandish statement

7) Accuse Yankee fan of being Red Sox fan, referencing original outlandish statement

8) Win argument, hands down. Bitch ass kool-aid drinking Theo f***ers.

[yeszir]

I don't even remember typing that.

 

And I'm all for expanded categories if you guys want to sort them out. I like the TWF idea.

[TheKilo]

Doubtful I retain my funniest poster title.

[Cocos Disciples]

This quote still has it's humor... We all recall this.

 

Ahhh I remember him. But it was 2007!

 

Doubtful I retain my funniest poster title.

 

You may get my vote...gonna have to do some research. :dunno:

[Thumper]

Ahhh I remember him. But it was 2007!

 

I know it was 2007. I'm nominating it or anything, I'm just saying it's STILL funny to this day. Especially with that dumbf*** who was here starting it all.

[YanksHater213]

I think we should have a TWF award.

 

The Three Wife Foulkers Player Attack Award: For the best insult, personal attack, or debasing post about a Sox player.

 

I agree.

 

Winner can only be decided between us three.

[Youk Of The Nation]

You mean we pick or one of us has to win? Because I like the idea of it being an award that we pick. I could even create a thread that only us three can read.

[YanksHater213]

Yeah, us 3 decide on the winner, that's what I meant.

[schillingouttheks]

Hahahahhahaha that's a good idea.

[Thumper]

Yeah' date=' us 3 decide on the winner, that's what I meant.[/quote']

 

So, I'm assuming the TWF comes from the whole Foulke sleeping around tid-bit. But how'd the name TWF itself come around?

[Cocos Disciples]

So' date=' I'm assuming the TWF comes from the whole Foulke sleeping around tid-bit. But how'd the name TWF itself come around?[/quote']

 

Three Wife Foulkers. Pun.

[YanksHater213]

It comes from Keith Foulke being the most horrendous person ever, and his wife taking the brunt of the frustration.

 

I wish I remember the date, because I'd love to read the game thread.

[Youk Of The Nation]

http://www.talksox.com/forum/game-thread-forum/3372-july-4th-texas.html

 

It all started with the pen letting a mediocre but effective start by I believe Wade Miller go to s***...I threatened to throat-f*** Foulke's wife and so on and SOTK thought it was the funniest thing ever. Something was thrown in about someone named Olaf, YanksHater got confused, I continued screaming at Foulke that I was going to defile his wife, and a legend was born.

 

Read it. You won't regret it.

[Thumper]

Three Wife Foulkers. Pun.

 

I get the pun. I was just trying to get the full story behind the creation of it.

[Cocos Disciples]

I legit read that last night. I enjoyed the Olaf bit too.

[Thumper]

http://www.talksox.com/forum/game-thread-forum/3372-july-4th-texas.html

 

It all started with the pen letting a mediocre but effective start by I believe Wade Miller go to s***...I threatened to throat-f*** Foulke's wife and so on and SOTK thought it was the funniest thing ever. Something was thrown in about someone named Olaf, YanksHater got confused, I continued screaming at Foulke that I was going to defile his wife, and a legend was born.

 

Read it. You won't regret it.

 

Hah I remember that game. f***ing joke that it was.

 

Also, I have many regrets, but reading that thread is NOT one of them.

If any runs are scored in the bottom of the ninth, I will personally screw Keith Foulke's wife. I will drill her like a bad tooth. I will bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. I will videotape her riding me like a mechanical bull and play it on the screen at Fenway.

[Thumper]

Double post

[Youk Of The Nation]

Hah I remember that game. f***ing joke that it was.

 

Also, I have many regrets, but reading that thread is NOT one of them.

 

Haha oh man, I said some vulgar things about her in that thread.

[CrespoBlows]

No, I agree with you that .134 is WAY too high to be even thinking about or joking around about driving a car.

 

In the grand scheme of things, .134 isn't too bad though. I assume I get it up there, and possibly higher sometimes while I'm here on campus.

 

How much do you drink?

[jacksonianmarch]

How much do you drink?

 

Most chronic drunks are bombed around .400. I have had a guy talking to me when he was at >.600

[YanksHater213]

How much do you drink?

 

Not a little bit, that's for sure.

 

More than your typical college kid, less than your typical alcoholic.