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10/18: Beckett Between Us And Elimination

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Sweet WIN, Nice WIN!!!!!!

 

Here the Sox come for Game 7!!!!! Beckett, Oki, Masterson and PAPS!

 

GOOD JOB DOJJI..............

 

I AM SO PSYCHED!!!!!!!

 

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!!!

 

GO SOX!!

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haha gayest moment

 

you know what, i dont mind that type of man love taking place when my team wins the world series... Just saying

 

Roger that! Dry hump the s*** out of me tomorrow night, Tek.:thumbsup:

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blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you guys are deppressing and pathetic

 

no, whats dePressing and pathetic is you spending your saturday night trolling on a message board

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btw, you really cant say enough about Beckett's outing tonight. maybe not as dramatic as Schilling, but impressive nonetheless
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.

 

Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.

 

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."

 

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

 

"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.

 

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.

 

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"

 

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"

 

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

 

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

 

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Rangers Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

 

"But I'm not a Rangers fan," the little hero replied.

 

"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were," said the reporter. "Yankees Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.

 

"I'm not a Yankees fan either," the boy said.

 

"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Rangers or Yankees. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

 

"I'm a Red Sox fan," the child replied.

 

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard from Boston kills Beloved Family Pet."

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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

 

 

The man answers, "241."

 

 

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

 

 

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

 

 

The lady answers, "144."

 

 

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

 

 

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

 

 

The person answers, "51."

 

 

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!

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There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.

 

These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.

 

Both men accepted the challenge.

 

That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.

 

Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.

 

She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

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http://www.baseballslate.com/images/james-shields-swings-and-misses.jpg

 

 

that's what he deserves for being stupid

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They bagged some big game tonight' date=' James.[/quote']when the newspaper headline tomorrow is: "Red Sox Bag Big Game... James." You are my witnesses that they are staeling my material.
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