6/21 v. St. Louis - Return of the Diceman

[YAZMAN]

Since nobody else started the thread, LET'S GET IT ON, BITCHES!

 

(insert reverse-Thumper mojo here)

 

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[YAZMAN]

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1. Skip Schumaker, RF

2. Aaron Miles, 2B

3. Ryan Ludwick, LF

4. Rick Ankiel, CF

5. Troy Glaus, 3B

6. Chris Duncan, 1B

7. Jason LaRue, C

8. Adam Kennedy, DH

9. Brendan Ryan, SS

 

- Mitchell Boggs, SP

 

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1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B

3. J.D. Drew, RF

4. Manny Ramirez, DH

5. Mike Lowell, 3B

6. Kevin Youkilis, 1B

7. Brandon Moss, LF

8. Jason Varitek, C

9. Alex Cora, SS

 

- Daisuke Matsuzaka, SP

[a700hitter]

Timlin was DL'd with left knee tendonitis to activate Dice K.

[a700hitter]

Dice k is all over the place so far and Aaron Miles (you gotta be kidding) takes him deep for a 2-0 lead.

[Jayhawk Bill]

A 383-foot defensive swing two-run home run followed by a Texas League single.

 

OK, LaRussa has made a deal with Satan. Let's see if we can prevail nonetheless.

[Cocos Disciples]

"Go on the road, give a lot of balls away. Especially to little kids who wear number twenty...four"

 

Wake up McCarver.

[Cocos Disciples]

Erm...DiceK sucks today.

[The Dustball]

s***. Cheap little dunk hit right there doubles the lead for STL. 4-0.

[Jayhawk Bill]

Two-RBI Texas League single to left. 4-0 Cardinals.

 

I appeal to the powers of light to reverse this evil plague...double off the wall...let good prevail, and let Red Sox Nation overcome this foul curse!

[a700hitter]

30 + pitches in the first inning.

[Cocos Disciples]

Lets smack this Boggs fellow around now.

[ORS]

The Cards have hit 4 out in 10 innings. Those 4 HR constitute 33% of the total HR production of those that hit them. That's 4 of the 12 total hit by Larue, Shumacker, Molina, and Miles in just 10 innings. I hate baseball*.

 

*Only when I don't love baseball.

[Jayhawk Bill]

Ummmm...is there any statistical evidence regarding the effectiveness of Heidi Watney mojo?

 

Just sayin'...we could've made an error here.

[ORS]

Matsuzaka flat out sucks this year. What's his FIP with all those walks, like eleventy? At least it looks like CBuch is getting things straightened out in Pawtucket.

[Jayhawk Bill]

Matsuzaka flat out sucks this year. What's his FIP with all those walks' date=' like eleventy? [/quote']

 

Irrelevant--Dice-K is done.

[Cocos Disciples]

Yikes. Dice really sucked a big one today. Is this Chris Smith's ML debut?

 

EDIT: Yes it is.

[Jayhawk Bill]

OK...emergency mojo:

 

http://www.tinacervasio.com/App_Themes/Default/images/def_body_picture_06.jpg

[a700hitter]

Dice K sucked so bad today that he may have dug the team such a deep hole that they can't climb out. We should be beating this bag of s*** Boggs.

[jacksonianmarch]

DiceK looked nice

[ORS]

That change-up is silly.

[ORS]

DiceK looked nice

Yeah, about good enough to play for the Yankees today.

 

Glaus kills us.

[Jayhawk Bill]

OK...should've downloaded another Tina Cervasio image for each St Louis batter.

 

[a700hitter]

Thanks Dice K. I've got the rest of my day free. This was a quick KO.

[jacksonianmarch]

1IP 7ER

[ORS]

f***, that ball was ripped. Surprised quasimodo's brother could handle that.

[Cocos Disciples]

This is from yesterday's rain delay, donno if they showed it on TV, but they did on the jumbotron. Pretty ridiculous, enjoy (I guess). Got it from BDD.

 

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[ORS]

Yeah, they should be able to score in bunches off this guy.

[ORS]

HA! Jeannie Zelasko takes a shot Stein Jr. "Proving AL pitchers can hit...and run the bases safely".

[CalvnHobs6]

I have to say, I am quite impressed with this Chris Smith guy. I'll give him a freebee on that grand slam, he's been flawless since. And that strikeout right when he came in was filthy. Three sick breaking balls.

[Jayhawk Bill]

Bump. One hour since the last post.

 

I just taught Miss JHB how to make my famous curry recipe, a fusion of French and Tandoori cuisine.

 

Boston is still six runs down.