Gabe Kapler to retire

[americanoutlaw]

there been talk that gabe is going retieing this offseason to do the play by play for the sox

[jsinger121]

Source?

[ORS]

What's he going to retie? His shoes? The drawstring on his sweatpants? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Mr Crunchy]

who gives a f***

i thought he retired in 04 and based on his productivity im not sure he didnt

[yeszir]

They should sign Orsillo to replace him.

[v2freak]

I thought Kapler did a fine job this year, and he's in great shape. I hope he doesn't retire

[jsinger121]

I thought Kapler did a fine job this year' date=' and he's in great shape. I hope he doesn't retire[/quote']

 

Kapler can't hit and its clear he lost a big step since his injury. The sox can upgrade from him thank you.

[Youk Of The Nation]

who gives a f***

i thought he retired in 04 and based on his productivity im not sure he didnt

 

 

 

:thumbsup:

[seabeachfred]

I thought Kapler did a fine job this year' date=' and he's in great shape. I hope he doesn't retire[/quote']

 

What Kapler were you watching? Much as like Gabe and love his hustle and drive, the guy is in the shorts department when it comes to talent and he can't hit worth a damn. It would be a good idea for him to retire to the announcer's booth or take a job in the Red Sox system because if he decides to keep playing he will make the team and hairbrained Francona will continue to play him, much to the detriment of the Red Sox.:harhar: :harhar: :harhar: :harhar:

[SoxFan25]

Gabe who?

 

but seriously, i mean i hope the guy retires, because hes done, i wish him the best of luck for the rest of his life, but hes done.

[AlexanderTheGreat13]

You guys undervalue what Kapler brings to your team. When he steps on the field nobody can match his heart.

[Jon_Papelboner]

I like when he dives for balls that are land 10 feet away from his glove.

[jsinger121]

You guys undervalue what Kapler brings to your team. When he steps on the field nobody can match his heart.

 

He doesn't bring much at all. I watch him everyday. The sox can easily replace what he brings to the table and he does not bring much.

[schillingouttheks]

I like when he dives for balls that are land 10 feet away from his glove.

 

I still laugh when I see that clip.

[Annie Peritore]

Stick a fork in Kapler, he just isn't the same after his injury anymore. We can do better than that.

[AlexanderTheGreat13]

He doesn't bring much at all. I watch him everyday. The sox can easily replace what he brings to the table and he does not bring much.

 

I was kidding.

[Varitek33]

They should sign Orsillo to replace him.

 

 

Don Orsillo?

[yankeessuck013]

If this is indeed true, Thanks for everything Gabe and good luck with whatever you do in the future.

 

I've never seen a guy play with more heart.

[rician blast]

what's next for Gabe "The Body" (aka The Juicer) Kapler?

 

low-budget man-on-man porn?

 

good riddance.

[ksushi]

Kapler does not juice. You're stepping into a touchy issue with a devout kapler fan right now. He does not juice.

[Mr Crunchy]

what's next for Gabe "The Body" (aka The Juicer) Kapler?

 

low-budget man-on-man porn?

 

good riddance.

 

deep thinker you are sir

[HeadOfSoxNation]

Kapler does not juice. You're stepping into a touchy issue with a devout kapler fan right now. He does not juice.

 

Are you serious? The writing is on the wall, man...

[Mr Crunchy]

if he didnt juice maybe he should have

a lot of kudos for a guy who pretty much always sucked and underachieved

[jacksonianmarch]

It really is funny how the stars get sent packing and are crucified, yet a guy like Kapler retires and everyone loves him. Baffling indeed.

[riverside sluggers]

It really is funny how the stars get sent packing and are crucified' date=' yet a guy like Kapler retires and everyone loves him. Baffling indeed.[/quote']

 

Yea its not like Pedro or OCab got repeated standing ovations when they came back to Fenway...

 

Not sure if you noticed, but good portion of this thread is not all for Gabe

[rician blast]

Kapler does not juice. You're stepping into a touchy issue with a devout kapler fan right now. He does not juice.

 

sorry...to show there are no hard feelings I've conducted a google search and found the following link to a tribute site to this protein eating God PLUS a couple of pics "Mr. Natural"...so never let it be said that I don't mend fences...

 

http://www.jasonhoke.com/

 

http://www.jasonhoke.com/gabe9

 

http://www.jasonhoke.com/gabe27

[Soxfan1]

I was going to p[ost this yesterday but didnt want to step on any feet.

 

He's right, he does juice. Thats why he went to japan to avoid the testing for a year.

[SCM33]

I was going to p[ost this yesterday but didnt want to step on any feet.

 

He's right, he does juice. Thats why he went to japan to avoid the testing for a year.

 

 

 

I always say this to my friends, and they always get a kick out of it.

 

After Gabe swings mightily and hits a smash of a pop-up to second base, "Ive never seen a more jacked man in baseball hit so few balls out of the infield"

 

Whatever hes juicing on, I guess the theory is correct that juice does not make you a good ballplayer, because Gabe Kapler should be looking for a refund.

[HeadOfSoxNation]

I always say this to my friends, and they always get a kick out of it.

 

After Gabe swings mightily and hits a smash of a pop-up to second base, "Ive never seen a more jacked man in baseball hit so few balls out of the infield"

 

Whatever hes juicing on, I guess the theory is correct that juice does not make you a good ballplayer, because Gabe Kapler should be looking for a refund.

 

I don't know why...but this is one of my favorite posts ever on this board. Kudos.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[SCM33]

I don't know why...but this is one of my favorite posts ever on this board. Kudos.:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

No Problem.:thumbsup: