In this thread we will list POSITIVE things about Rudy Seanez

[yeszir]

He was born during the 1960's, a good decade for music.

 

One of his listed hobbies is martial arts. Thats kinda cool I guess. He can keep the attacking fans off of him in the streets I guess.

[stocker323]

He just K'd A-Rod with the bases loaded. Maybe he's not a complete waste of space.

[YanksHater213]

s***, in that situation, I would have struck A-Rod out, and I am probably the worst pitcher ever.

[ORS]

I remember reading that he's NOT a goat-f***er, so he's got that going for him.

[yeszir]

He just K'd A-Rod with the bases loaded. Maybe he's not a complete waste of space.

That situation pretty much worked itself out....

[Beckett95]

One of his listed hobbies is martial arts. Thats kinda cool I guess. He can keep the attacking fans off of him in the streets I guess.

 

he's actually an Ulitmate Fighter in the offseason. I guess that makes him pretty cool

[ksushi]

He went to Brawley Union High School, which is one of the best high schools in CA.

[stocker323]

Rudy Seanez is not as hideous looking as Julian Tavarez (but comes pretty damn close).

[BoSox21]

as far as we know, he isn't linked to Al Queda

[yankeessuck013]

his middle name is Caballero, sounds pretty cool i guess

[yeszir]

Rudy Seanez is not as hideous looking as Julian Tavarez (but comes pretty damn close).

Or Manuel Noriega

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Noriega2.jpg

:dunno:

[Beckett95]

Or Manuel Noriega

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Noriega2.jpg

:dunno:

 

i say there about the same

[Soxfan1]

He didn't ever charge the batters box.

[stocker323]

He didn't ever charge the batters box.

 

[yeszir]

Rudy Seanez can catch with his eyes closed.

http://kansascity.royals.mlb.com/images/2004/06/16/E6pQ7wqh.jpg

[See Red]

His hometown, Brawley, CA, has a significant presence in the cattle and feed industry.

[CrespoBlows]

He didn't blow that game. (Pauley and Francona's lapse helped that one out)

[RedSoxRooter]

Rudy Seanez is not me and I am not Rudy Seanez. If that's not a positive, then I don't know what is.

[jimmycarter05]

I think Rudy Seanz is going to be a fine relief guy if you guys give him a chance, he's down to a 4.18 ERA after starting the season awful. He's in Yankee Stadium with the bases loaded in a 1-1 game with 50,000 screaming people that absolutey depise him, come on give the guy a break.

[CrespoBlows]

He didn't tickle William Shatner's balls who because he is gay.

[soxfaninaz]

I think Rudy Seanz is going to be a fine relief guy if you guys give him a chance, he's down to a 4.18 ERA after starting the season awful. He's in Yankee Stadium with the bases loaded in a 1-1 game with 50,000 screaming people that absolutey depise him, come on give the guy a break.

 

 

he's got jimmycarter05 giving him a nice little bj

[Don Orsillo]

Rudy Seanez will turn thirty-eight on October 20th. Seanez is thirty-seven years of age.

[redsoxrules]

that he is a releiver so he dosent pitches alot of innings

[RoyNHSox]

Seanez is what he is: a decent reliever with a wild streak, and the only option when the relievers (Timlin and Foulke) you’d ordinarily use in high leverage situations aren’t available.

[BoSox21]

I think Rudy Seanz is going to be a fine relief guy if you guys give him a chance, he's down to a 4.18 ERA after starting the season awful. He's in Yankee Stadium with the bases loaded in a 1-1 game with 50,000 screaming people that absolutey depise him, come on give the guy a break.

 

ok, so next time we'll just politely ask the Yankee faithful to quiet down a little bit when Rudy comes up and whisper words of encouragement to Mr. Seanez so that he can hit the strike zone.

[mtbykr]

Well, he's getting older and closer to retirement----so that's good for the redsox and the game of baseball!

[soxlife92]

Well, he's getting oldere and closer to retirement----so that's good for the redsox and the game of baseball!

 

Amen.

Sorry. Go back to positives.

[rician blast]

I remember reading that he's NOT a goat-f***er, so he's got that going for him.

 

and rumor has it that he doesn't gerbil dance...well, not anymore....which is certainly a plus.

 

I also heard he only TRAINS with UFC trainers and competitors but his contract precludes him from actually fighting.

 

(He says that's ok, though, just practicing fighting with sweaty bone-heads makes him all silly and tingly.)

[CrespoBlows]

Rudy Seanez will turn thirty-eight on October 20th. Seanez is thirty-seven years of age.

 

[See Red]

I think Rudy Seanz is going to be a fine relief guy if you guys give him a chance, he's down to a 4.18 ERA after starting the season awful. He's in Yankee Stadium with the bases loaded in a 1-1 game with 50,000 screaming people that absolutey depise him, come on give the guy a break.

 

Well, keep in mind, in Fenway, he's be pitching in front of about 36,000 people that absolutely despise him.