Question for Red Sox Fans on Nicknames

[He Hate Me]

Ok I see this every once in a while when other Sox fans talk about the Sox. Who the heck is CHB? I *think* its Dan Shaughnewhatever, but what the heck does it stand for? I'm thinking it's some sort of negative thing at him since form what I kow, he was one of the biggest proponents of "The Curse".

 

Any other nicknames that you guys have for us Yanks? I know some people call ARod Slappy, and Jeter Capt. Intangibles (not sure if thats sarcasm or not).

 

The only person I have a nickname for on the Red Sox is Ortiz. I call him Shrek

[yeszir]

CHB = Curly Haired Bastard/Baby/Other B words.

 

Captain Intangibles is definitely sarcasm. MFY=Mother f***ing Yankees.

[He Hate Me]

CHB = Curly Haired Bastard/Baby/Other B words.

 

:lol:

[Redguitar985]

Haha, that's funny. Are there nicknames for other Boston sportswriters, like Bob Ryan or Jackie Macmullan?

[ORS]

Those are mostly SoSHisms. Here's some more:

 

G38 - Curt Schilling (his username there is Gehrig38)

SG33 - Bill Simmons (his username is SportsGuy33)

Saturn - Bronson Arroyo (Schilling said he had "Saturn sized balls" in the '04 playoffs)

[He Hate Me]

Those are mostly SoSHisms. Here's some more:

Saturn - Bronson Arroyo (Schilling said he had "Saturn sized balls" in the '04 playoffs)

 

I don't understand why you wouldn't go with the biggest planet and say Jupiter sized balls. I mean, would anyone brag and say "I got the second biggest penis in this room"? You gotta aim higher Brandon

[yeszir]

I don't understand why you wouldn't go with the biggest planet and say Jupiter sized balls. I mean, would anyone brag and say "I got the second biggest penis in this room"? You gotta aim higher Brandon

Can you imagine what would happen if your balls were the size of Jupiter? You wouldn't be able to pitch! Now Saturn, that's reasonable.

[a700hitter]

I don't understand why you wouldn't go with the biggest planet and say Jupiter sized balls. I mean, would anyone brag and say "I got the second biggest penis in this room"? You gotta aim higher Brandon

Because Jupiter has rings.

[He Hate Me]

Because Jupiter has rings.

 

uh don't you mean Saturn? heh maybe Brandon's more clever than I thought

[BoSox Rule]

CHB = Curly Haired Boyfriend. Carl Everett said it. Dan Shaughnessy called Everett "Jurassic Carl" when the whole dinosaurs thing came out, Everett then went on to call him "Curly Haired Boyfriend."

[BigPapiEnFuego]

Captain Derek "Dick Beater" Jeter

Sheff Boy-Ar-SteroidRage

Jason Gee I'm A Drug Addict

Johnny "Where Am I?" Damon

gAy-Rod.

Randy "The Redneck" Johnson

Carl PavaNO I CAN'T PITCH.

Not as good as Jackie Robinson Cano.

Mariano "I Can only get saves against other teams who aren't the red sox" Rivera

Your Chein On Ming Wang

 

 

I was so bored i came up with horrible nicknames for some yankees players. *yawns*

[seabeachfred]

Dealing with Yankee fanss can do that to you Big Papi, but I got a good laugh at those names so it was worth it on your part to post it. Some of them are real corkers.

[Cityofchampions33]

Lol, not as good as Jackie Robinson Cano isn't bad at all.

[ORS]

Another SoSHism:

 

TCM - Clemens (Texas Con-Man)

 

Some of you Yankee fans probably appreciate that one a little.

[guapo34]

So why SiaS for steinbrenner?

 

And i've always thought cold hearted bastard when i read CHB even if thats not what its supposed to stand for. I hate shaughnessy

[ORS]

So why SiaS for steinbrenner?

 

And i've always thought cold hearted bastard when i read CHB even if thats not what its supposed to stand for. I hate shaughnessy

I've never figured that one out. Perhaps someone here could enlighten us.

[stocker323]

I've never figured that one out. Perhaps someone here could enlighten us.

 

I used to know but I can't recall it right now. Maybe a google search will refresh my memory.

 

EDIT: It's either s*** in a suit or Satan in a suit.