July 4th @ Texas

[schillingouttheks]

More than that. If the amount of runs we score is the amount of years it took to get us to win a world series it should suffice, I doubt ANYONE could be that bad to blow that lead.

 

Lol, sorry, brings back horrible memories, but we're talking about ALAN EMBREE here.

[schillingouttheks]

And yes YanksHater lol...this is one of the best game threads I've been involved in for awhile. Even better than the June 20th one that Youklover has in his signature even though I'm too damn lazy to read all 9 f***ing pages of it

[Youk Of The Nation]

If any runs are scored in the bottom of the ninth, I will personally screw Keith Foulke's wife. I will drill her like a bad tooth. I will bang her like a screen door in a hurricane. I will videotape her riding me like a mechanical bull and play it on the screen at Fenway.

[ORS]

One run lead for Foulke in the 9th.......I'm having sphincter palpitations.

[YanksHater213]

You and Stocker got into a brief argument where it was said that your biology student would be hated more. I believe he said "It's not like Embree permanently ruins your life."

No, no, no, no. You dont know my priorities. They go something like this...

 

Celtics > Red Sox = Pats > Food > Sleep > Everything Else > Biology

 

You see. Red Sox are higher up on my priorities, and I would take a D+ in Biology if it meant I could have Embrees head on a platter. I hate that lady more than anyone, but I've just had it with Embree, I hate the guy more than my teacher... I am not joking... and she didnt hate Stocker as much as she hated me, so he wouldnt know. I still pulled off a C- final grade... I am such a pimp.

 

But yeah, Embree does ruin my life. Everytime he comes in, I s*** my pants. Its pretty bad, especially when other people are around me...

[ORS]

and Young hits a one-out triple........tying run at third with one out

[Youk Of The Nation]

f*** YOU, MOTHER FOULKER!

[YanksHater213]

f***ing dandy, nice job Foulke. I have about as much confidence in you as I do in Embree... Well, a little more maybe, but I still dont feel confident in you pitching.

[YanksHater213]

I f***ing hate you Keith Foulke. Go rot in a f***ing hole you little bitch.

[Youk Of The Nation]

f*** this. Im going to make sweet passionate love to Keith Foulkes wife on his bed, right now.

[BrentD22]

GET HIM OUT OF THERE

 

Memories of G. Little leaving in Pedro tooooo f***ing long!

 

WTF

[YanksHater213]

f*** this. Im going to make sweet passionate love to Keith Foulkes wife on his bed, right now.

...is his wife hot?

[ORS]

The more he plays, the worse he looks (Foulke).......we couldn't trade him for a used condom now.

[Youk Of The Nation]

...is his wife hot?

 

 

Who cares? As long as it devestates him. Im sure shes sleeping with Matt Clement anyhow.

[BrentD22]

What are they waiting for? Just put in somebody, anybody, f***ing beam up Curt Shilling from Paw Sox Land! I don't f***ing care do something!

[Youk Of The Nation]

and he WALKS THE NEXT BATTER.

[ORS]

Foulke hits Soriano with an 0-2 pitch

[Youk Of The Nation]

He f***ing Hit Him! One Out And He Nails A f***ing Batter To Load The Bases

[ORS]

Sacks full.......Mench wins it........I feel used........

[riverside sluggers]

foulke fuuccckkkk youuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Youk Of The Nation]

Im throat-banging your wife, Foulke. Im going to make your wife gag! YOU HEAR ME, YOU f***ER? YOU HEAR ME? YOU HEAR HER? THATS YOUR WIFE SCREAMING MY NAME!

[jlcrss9]

Im throat-banging your wife, Foulke. Im going to make your wife gag! YOU HEAR ME, YOU f***ER? YOU HEAR ME? YOU HEAR HER? THATS YOUR WIFE SCREAMING MY NAME!

Whoa s*** man you have some issues. s*** happens.

[BrentD22]

Honestly why didn't Tito get him out of there? I don't get it what was he waiting for? Everyone knew what was going to happen there. I knew, you knew, Tito knew, Foulke knew, V-Tek knew, as well as every other Red Sox player that was at the game or retired at home watching on TV. Everyone KNEW why not take his ass out?

[riverside sluggers]

s*** happens???!! this is what weve seen from foulke for the 2005 season

[Youk Of The Nation]

Yes, it does. And s*** continues to happen when Keith f*** is up on the mound. We need to get him out and maybe well get something other than s***.

[riverside sluggers]

4th blown save so far, thank you foulke we couldve gained some ground on baltimore with them losin today

[schillingouttheks]

Im throat-banging your wife, Foulke. Im going to make your wife gag! YOU HEAR ME, YOU f***ER? YOU HEAR ME? YOU HEAR HER? THATS YOUR WIFE SCREAMING MY NAME!

Dude! You make me f***ing LAUGH MY f***ING ASS OFF. Thanks for bringing the joy to my AWFUL f***ING NIGHT.

[BrentD22]

This is stupid! There needs to be one of those fake injuries that come up for K. Foulke so he can sit for a little while and find himself. Bring someone else into the closer role for a little while. Maybe when Curt Comes back you can put Arroyo there (I know he isn't a closer kind of guy, but s*** it can't be worst than K. f*** Head Foulke).

[BeanTown33]

f***in foulk......

[Youk Of The Nation]

I seriously hope Manny Ramirez is purple-nurpling Keith Foulke right now.