July 4th @ Texas

[YanksHater213]

Hhaaahahaha, you think your night was awful? Ive been doing nothing but cursing at the radio. f*** you Foulke. f*** you Embree. WHAT THE f*** WILL IT TAKE US TO GET A PITCHER WHO CAN ACTUALLY PITCH GOOD? JESUS.

[schillingouttheks]

I seriously hope Manny Ramirez is purple-nurpling Keith Foulke right now.

No, but I hope you gave his wife a good one

[schillingouttheks]

...oh yeah, by the way, happy 4th everyone

[Youk Of The Nation]

Foulkes wife wont be walking correctly for weeks. Im sure she still looks dazed and rather lethargic.

[BrentD22]

I agree Timlin would be a nice choice. I know let's put pretty boy Damon in there as are closer even he has a better arm that K. Foulke right now.

[Youk Of The Nation]

...oh yeah, by the way, happy 4th everyone

 

 

Thanks man, you too. Tomorrows another day...and another pitcher.

 

Well still take the series. We will.

[YanksHater213]

We have the worst bullpen in the history of the MLB. Its pretty f***ing depressing. Im going to be sitting here for the next 5 hours, contemplating what the f*** needs to happen to this bullpen/what I will do them. Anyone know where Embree or Foulke lives? I might need to chop their pitching arms off... f***ing bitches, theyre all so bad.

[BrentD22]

f***

[Youk Of The Nation]

Ill drive you to Foulkes on my way to do the nasty with his wife again.

 

Argh, Im willing right now to trade Millar and even Payton for a decent closing pitcher.

[jlcrss9]

f***

That about sums it up.

[Youk Of The Nation]

This is now officially the longest game thread ever at Talksox.com.

 

 

Too bad two pages of it was CURSING Foulke.

[schillingouttheks]

Yeah, but half a page of it was me talking about Olaf

[YanksHater213]

And f***ing big eared s***** ass Alan Embree who throws one pitch - 90 MPH fastaball down the middle - every single time... He is just begging to get f***ed up by doing that.

[schillingouttheks]

By the way, I love how I see in the "Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread" yankees228 sitting there reading this. Care to post? Please, try to make our night better.

[YanksHater213]

Yeah, but half a page of it was me talking about Olaf

I STILL DONT GET WHO THE f*** OLAF IS! s***! CAN YOU JUST TELL ME?

[Youk Of The Nation]

I was seeing that myself. Probably here to brag about the AMAZING 3 game streak.

[schillingouttheks]

I know it's a stretch....but I'm in such a bad mood right now that I'm gunna say what's on my mind anyway:

 

I officially would prefer the Yankees bullpen to ours right about now. (Except they can keep Quantrill and Heredia, and we'll keep Timlin. He's better than both put together )

[schillingouttheks]

I STILL DONT GET WHO THE f*** OLAF IS! s***! CAN YOU JUST TELL ME?

 

LOL I posted...go look back. Actually don't I'll quote myself in a minute.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Yeah. As bad as MoRiv did in the ALCS and this year against us...hes not ALL bad sometimes. Hes gotta be better than Foulke.

 

 

Timlin, keep. I wouldnt mind keeping Halama either. Even Myers...

 

 

but Embree, Foulke, and Mantei need to go

[schillingouttheks]

LOL I'm actually laughing YanksHater...

 

You know how after some really boring stupid story people go "Cool story Hansel"

 

...and then the person who told the story says "Thanks Olaf"

 

I dunno if you've never heard it you won't get it....so if you haven't: please forgive my schizophrenia.

 

EDIT: I CAN HEAR OLAF SCREAMING TELLING TITO NOT TO BRING IN EMBREE...

 

Obviously, he smelt some kind of disaster

[riverside sluggers]

jeremi gonzalez, john halamma, alan embree, and wade miller in his last 4 innings held texas to a score that boston could have come away with a win--timlin had cut sox's lead to 1, then ya know the rest

[YanksHater213]

To be honest, I still dont f***ing get it... dont even bother. Im tired, listening to music, and yeah... I dont really feel like thinking right now. f*** YOU FOULKE AND EMBREE.

[Youk Of The Nation]

Im looking back a few pages...this thread is chock full of sig quote gold. I want to put one in but I dont know what!

[schillingouttheks]

Put Me Put Me!!!!!

[yankees228]

lol Schilling. I just watched the game and almost felt bad for you guys so I wanted to see your reactions. Just remember what Foulke did for the Red Sox when it counted in the postseason.

[schillingouttheks]

YES HE POSTED!!! Lol I did that on the YES boards after game 7 of ALCS lol. O, we do remember, and we were very gracious, but it's not a free pass to go sucking now

[YanksHater213]

Put Me Put Me!!!!!

f*** him, put me. Im cooler. He is probably having gay sex with Olaf, the Russian Mail Order Gay Guy. Haha, put that s*** in.

[Youk Of The Nation]

yeah, well, this is a new year. What he needs to do is focus on this and not think he can ride popularity on the postseason effort last year. He needs to pitch NOW.

[schillingouttheks]

LMFAO. Yankeehater I used to have respect for you (and yes, I know the mistake I just made )

[Youk Of The Nation]

Hell, Im putting me.

 

"I seriously hope Manny Ramirez is purple-nurpling Keith Foulke right now"

 

Pure gold. Nyah nyah.