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  1. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Because in six years when he's earned market value, the smartest men in last place won't have to pay him what he's worth.
  2. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Bello's gonna be nibbling on Triple A buffets soon if he doesn't. Tolle took a big bite outta the rotation last night.
  3. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    After Atlanta owner owner Ted Turner made himself manager in 1977, I think MLB made a rule banning such idiocracy. Those Braves lost 101 games and finished dead last, 37 GB. Hall of Famer Phil Niekro had 8.5 WAR and led the league in innings pitched and strikeouts. He didn't prevent anything.
  4. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Most sane observers have already noted that Contreras would be a good supplement to an actual big league batting order. He's not a superstar elite clean-up hitter, but he's been the Red Sox best defensive player on the field by far.
  5. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    In each game of the sweep, the Boston Run Preventers actually held the mighty Yankees under the league average of 4.37 runs per game. The Dead Sox also prevented themselves from scoring more than 3 runs total, which they've only done in actual games 44% of the time. If Boston keeps up this pace of scoring less than 4 per game 56% of the remaining schedule -- we know they can do it -- they will finish with a record of 69-93. Imagine those of us who predicted the under of 87.5 Ws. I feel like Nostradumbass.
  6. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Don't fire Cora unless you gut the entire coaching staff. You can blame the manager for how he uses his roster, but are the coaches actually coaching by helping those players improve or overcome adversity? Posters looking at Bregman's batting average or OPS love to justify not signing him, but conveniently forget he was the real batting coach last year -- in the cages during practice and in the dugout during games. Even if Fatse said the same things, the players listened to and respected Bregman. Data-driven owners and CBOs can't quantify that when setting a limit on dollar signs. That goes for the front office, too. No one will shed tears if Breslow goes, but the rot at the core of the baseball ops has stunk for far too long. Other clubs and organizations that prioritize employee morale do better than the Boston Run Preventers, who immediately reward a rookie pitcher with a demotion after three shutout innings vs. the first place Yanks. Instead the Sox keep two utterly unreliable relievers so they can blow the game the next night.
  7. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Anthony's 21 and hurt again? Guys like that are supposed to play all the time, while 36-year old pitchers with sore hamstrings sit and watch. Or did the PR-conscious Sox decide to save him from further embarrassment at the hands of tough Yankee pitchers at home, only to unleash him on the road away from an irritable fan base...
  8. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Just as long as we don't trade Eduardo Rivera! The Red Sox still have to wait for his stock to plummet, once they anoint him the NEXT HALL OF FAME CLOSER NAMED RIVERA... all this is bound to happen once they trade Chapman for Larry not even Lance Parrish at the deadline (I know he's 72, but he can still hit bombs in Old Timer's Slow Pitch down in FLA).
  9. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Brez better be on the phone with other clubs just as desperate to make changes. Arizona owes Marte $90 million. Give them Duran and their pick of one of his college pitchers from last year's draft... but they have to take Story, too. Trevor's only owed $55 mil (including a team buyout in two years), compared to Marte's contract. And the new acquiring team can decide if they want him to play SS or 2B to replace Marte, where everyone already thinks Story would be better at this point. He has no veteran leadership with the Dbacks and wouldn't be dissed to be handed a starting job anywhere.
  10. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Haven't you been listening? President Sam Kennedy said in an interview yesterday the Sox will start hitting home runs as soon as the weather heats up. How hard is that? LAME it on the weather... because none of the other 29 teams have had to bat in crap cold and even snow this month. But we keep paying for tickets or NESN no matter how much they SUCK, thus... The President knows the Nation is dumb, so he just continues to lie every single time he opens his mouth (that felt good for some reason).
  11. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    And... "Stan Musial" -- the favorite of little boy John Henry, who could never imagine as a kid his team trading away his idol.
  12. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    People looking for excuses can point to all the free agents from last winter that have had bad starts and say, "At least we didn't waste all that money." But by the end of the year, and probably mid-season, most of that top talent will adjust, course correct and win out. The waste will be spending on guys who weren't good enough and assigning them to a manager who can't help but use them. You knew as soon as Romy went down that IKF -- a benchwarmer whose specialty is defense -- would bat whenever there was a lefty pitcher.
  13. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Yup. But it's ok to call out an idiot announcer who can't even be bothered to fact-check dumbass claims fed to him from the research department. "Devers had a Gold Glove in Boston"... what the intern really typed, that his fool editor erroneously added two big Gs to, was "Devers had old love in Boston" (then we all got older).
  14. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    WHA-- and risk ruining him for life!?!?! What do you think is, a war where teenagers kill or be killed at the behest of fat politicians who grew up so rich and cowardly they never had to serve? No! This is a kids' game, that young men play... how can you possibly subject a guy to the horrors of coming in last place?
  15. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Size only matters when Breslow drafts pitchers, but not when he trades for infielders. And meal portions in the heart-attack capital of the world. And when buying a garment manufactured on the other side of the planet (get the XXL, trust me).
  16. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    At least a few batters got the memo about keeping their heads still and hitting to the opposite field. Duran found The Wall twice -- welcome back, Jarren. And Wong hit one to right field that OB said was out of 30 of 30 Little League ballparks. Lou said it would've been over the second wire between the telephone poles across from his driveway -- but not the third... so it was just a triple in Driveway Ball, not a homer.
  17. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Isaiah Kinda Failure
  18. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Durbin, it's "Pull the ball in the air!" NOT Pull your head and hit air.
  19. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    OPPO double! A real swing!
  20. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    In their 24 games this season, the Red Sox have scored in the 1st inning 4 times for 5 total runs. Opponents have scored in the 1st inning vs. Boston 10 times for 17 runs.
  21. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Some were just waiting to come in because they didn't want to watch another leadoff man strike out.
  22. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Can we just skip leadoff tomorrow and just start with the #2 batter? The Yanks can have the out, but at least it will cut down on our strikeout total.
  23. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    Hey -- when all Boston's execs are in their front office, they're the smartest guys in the room.
  24. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    This may be blasphemy to all the front offices that swear by the batting philosophy espoused by Driveline to "pull the ball in the air" -- but how's that working out in the majors, Red Sox? Crusty old fans like me grew up reading Ted Williams' bio and his hitting bible, "The Science of Hitting." We've known about the "slight uppercut swing" since we were kids -- but we were also taught by normal humans that the most consistent approach at the plate is to turn the top hand down on contact for line drives and to "hit the ball where it's pitched." Pitchers aren't as stupid as Ted thought. If they know everybody's trying to pull, they'll constantly work off the outside corner for flailing chases or at least roll-over grounders. Look familiar, fans of futility? Hall of Famers with god-given, elite hand-eye shouldn't be MLB batting coaches, because to them, it all came natural. Neither should guys who never made it be in charge of those who did. When Boston hires new batting coaches, bring in ex-big leaguers who maybe didn't have the gifts, but succeeded by learning to use the whole field.
  25. 5GoldGlovesOF,75
    You're just saying that because when Anthony leads off games this year he's batting .095 with 38% strikeouts. And he looks miserable. But last year Roman hit .320 with 28% K-rate leading off 27 games. In comparison, Duran batted .212 leading off games with a 34% K-rate last season. The year before when he was an All-Star, Jarren batted .243 with a 28% K-rate leading off games.
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