Surprisingly, the Mets are leading the Yankems 8-3 going into the bottom of the 8th. The surprise isn't that they're beating the Yankems; the surprise is they actually scored 8 runs. The Mets offense is, to put it kindly, weak.
Included in today's Yankem line-up are 'muscle bound' Stanton, followed by 'muscle head' Voit, and bringing up the rear 'penis head' Gardner.