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  1. National Lampoon released an album back in 1969 called Lemmings. It was about Woodstock. Reporter: "Farmer Yasser, what did you think about all the people who showed up on your farm to watch the concert?" Farmer Yasser: "Long hair, short hair. What the hell's the difference once the head's blowed off?"
  2. Gentleman Jim had a little Bob Gibson in him when he pitched for the SOX in '67.
  3. Cashner, Porcello, BJ. What the hell's the difference once the head's blowed off.
  4. 5 dollars that JBJ bats in the next half inning.
  5. SSS, but he's been better coming out of the pen. Gotta find some positives with the pitching, no matter how hard.
  6. To sum it up; there are no bad pitchers, just bad catchers.
  7. Clemens in the booth and Harper hitting a HR in the same top of the inning. How special is that?
  8. The catcher's job is to call for a certain pitch and show a target. His job is not polishing a turd.
  9. Obviously, I don't know. But I definitely will learn from my mistakes.
  10. I didn't realize that Clemens' wife was still alive. I thought she died when Roger threw her under the bus.
  11. I think POR succccccks at throwing baseballs.
  12. I like having the kids in the booth because they're honest and don't just spout BS.
  13. OB said he just turned 29 before the game started. I thought that sounded wrong.
  14. Smyly removed from the race. The baton has been passed.
  15. Great bunt by our best bunter.
  16. I guess one could call that a non-productive single.
  17. "Who's your favorite RED SOX?" "WALLY." That kid knows his baseball. Wally definitely doesn't get enough TV time.
  18. After 3 laps it's neck and neck.
  19. Smyly vs Porcello. The race to 100.
  20. I guess in an emergency 'Y' can be used as a vowel.
  21. Rhys and Smyly. These people ever heard of vowels?
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