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  1. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Go Jim Dandy. Haven't posted that in a while.
  2. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    That helps.
  3. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Hey Yaz. If they turned the lights out at Fenway, would that qualify as baseball noir?
  4. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    JD is due. I'm not predicting anything, but he is due.
  5. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    We're not the Orioles. We're not the Orioles. Keep repeating that; it helps.
  6. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    If an idiot reaches over the wall to catch a baseball and falls to the ground, would they continue the game by playing around his body?
  7. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    There's a horse's ass analyzing tonight's game.
  8. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    The Godfather. That's why I apologized to the author Mario Puzo.
  9. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Offer the Dodgers a deal they can't refuse. DD: "I want Ryu." Dodger GM: "I'm not trading him." DD: "Either you sign over his contract to me or your brains will be on that contract." Now there's a deal the Dodger GM can't refuse. Sorry Mario Puzo.
  10. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I'm still patiently waiting for A-rod's arms and legs to fall off.
  11. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    They demoralize me.
  12. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    f*** him! and I'm asexual.
  13. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    A-rod was not only a cheat for most of his career, he was also bush as a player. One of the worst players ever to have represent MLB. Screw him!
  14. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Having A-rod as an analyst for baseball games is like having Rosie Ruiz as an analyst for marathon running events.
  15. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Did Dice get a sex change?
  16. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    You've been on a band wagon tonight. You should run for office. I can't stand this crew because they suck. Sexists? Where did you pull that from?
  17. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    The SOX paid Price 1 million dollars per start for 7 years. If they had added that a start has to be at least 6 innings, the SOX FO would have saved a ton of money.
  18. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Well, compared to the SOX rotation, Dice-K would have looked fantastic.
  19. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    The SOX Beard Pen should start hiding illegal substances in their beards.
  20. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    There's a name for starters like Price. They're referred to as BP KILLERS.
  21. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    That's all neutralized by his 83 innings pitched in 16 starts coming into this game. That's a hair over 5 innings per start. Not impressive at all.
  22. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    They're already drawing straws in the BP.
  23. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I doubt the SOX could get just his calf for those two.
  24. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    I believe that would be a good possibility.
  25. SPLENDIDSPLINTER
    Nice play by the Hammer.
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