What? How would they talk about trading for Song?
DD: Hey Chaim, I’d like to keep Song, but not on the 26 man roster, since I’m trying to defend a pennant and tying up a bullpen slot with a completely green Rule 5 pick is impractical.
Bloom: OK. What will you give for complete rights to Song?
DD: We’ll, Painter and Abel are off limits. But I’m open to anyone else in this fairly barren minor league system.
Bloom: Ok, how about Johan Rojas?
DD: Hmmm. Still stockpiling speed, I see. Let me see Song pitch a little first, but I’ll get back to you on that.
And then they hang up and call each other names to their underlings…