StephenCurry30

carson smith, matt barnes and joe Kelly are the options to set up kimbrel. this season is going to be fun!! and by fun, I mean like getting raped fun (its not fun).

golf is the most boring thing on earth

this team literally runs the bases worse than high school teams

in june/july, that Martinez ball is a homer. jd if you guys didn't know stands for jumbo dong, and he doesn't use a bat, he hits the ball with his wiener, and when its cold, hes hitting the ball with a soft wiener in the winter its hard to generate power. when it warms up and his full boner is engaged, he'll generate more power.

maybe hembre should've gotten the save opp. he looked good there.

hembree has pitched 2 innings coming into day. am I missing something?

yeah, managers usually do that, then pinch hit with them and let them play multiple innings of defense in extras. its a good strategy.

yes, obviously you manage differently with a dick in your ass. it probably hurts, which means hes making stupid decisions because part of his brain is being blocked by the dick inbetween his cheeks. cora needs to lube it up, or get the dick out of his ass and manage like a real mlb manager.

Jessica Mendoza

you know JD is the only reason we have a run right? jd should be in the lineup. the difference is he should be in lf, with beni in center and the mook man in right. cora manages like he has a dick in his butt.

Cora with the decision to bench betts today instead of Bradley for a rest day, when we are off Wednesday, Friday and Monday, is absolutely f***ing stupid. I'm sure you statheads will come up with metrics then says betts will perform better on july 28th due to this off day in april though.

I think what makes this game go better is by complaining about literally everything. nunez is obviously a retard, Martinez is a bust, sale is a bad teammate, cora can suck his own dick, team is unclutch, bullpen sucks, umpire sucks, mitch moreland is gay. anything I missed?

maybe I'm just a hater but f*** brock holt, he shouldn't be playing

I love the argument of "lineups don't matter" and 'players lose the game not managers" and etc. so why the f*** do managers make millions?

EVERY PENIS MATTERS! I cannot stress this enough. I will never not value an opinion due to the size of a posters penis. from BBCS to 2 inch hard ones.

oh, I agree. this was pathetic effort by the bullpen, and is a larger issue than cora. but kimbrel easily could've game in when bases were loaded (4-1 game and 1 out), if he gets out of it, depending on pitch count, let kimbrel get last 3 outs, or bring in someone else for 9th if he exerted too many pitches. .

I never said Kelly wasn't bad, he sucked lex steele sized dicks. that doesn't mean cora gets out of this blame free for the carson smith move. kimbrel or a lefty should be facing span, not carson smith who had moments ago just walked in a run with the bases loaded...

This is a thread where I will be discussing moves this guy makes. Farrell was an idiot, obviously, but Cora in game 1 is already making questionable decisions. Chris Sale was rolling today, through 6 innings, he had allowed only 1 hit and was only at 92 pitches, he was pulled from the game.. Um, why? the game was FAR from over. Now, lets fast forward to the 8th, its pretty clear early that Kelly doesn't have it. he is all over the place, s***ing the bed with explosive diarrhea, cora allows Kelly to walk the bases loaded before finally pulling him, not to bring in our lockdown closer kimbrel, but to bring in a guy carson smith, who hasn't really pitched in meaningful innings since 2015. smith looks wild the whole time, walks in a run, as this is happening, cora still doesn't warm up kimbrel, and of course, smith gives up the KO, a 3 run triple to span. awful managing game 1.

every time joe Kelly walks a better, he should take one dick in his ass. I bet that'll make the idiot throw strikes

With the Yankees trading for Seahawks QB Russell Wilson, I was thinking, if we can sign/trade for NFL players, why not look to acquire some NBA players? If this was a possibility who would be the guy we'd target in the NBA? If we could acquire John Wall or Russell Westbrook as a pinch runner in playoffs, they would be dynamic once we get them some reps to read pitchers and steal bases. I don't expect any of them to hit at an MLB level, so those two guys would be interesting choices as they have an elite skill set. If I was going to be on any player being successful though, I would bet on the obvious choice, Lebron James. Freak of Nature athlete, high IQ on and off the court, I bet if he started playing younger, he could've succeeded in baseball. He was already an elite NFL/NBA talent so there was no need for a 3rd major sport, but I bet he could've. Here are some references to how dominate he is in his sport https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/lets-imagine-a-baseball-playing-lebron-james/ What say you talksox? which nba player would you want?

spring training is like eating ass, it exists, and sometimes we watch it, but in the end we really don't want to take part in it, were all just here waiting for the regular season, and aka the sex

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Its Christopher Columbus Sale Day!

http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/u/pic/2017/08/G0mZNwC84IiQ.jpg Cleveland got Fisted by Doug Fister. Than got Fisted by Celtics as they traded mighty Midget for Kyrie Irving. Big Dick Pom Pom vs Corey Kluber. Leveon Bell is reporting to Steelers September 1st Jon Jones suspended for Steroids. What a day in sports.

its pretty weird that while red sox and Guardians are playing, the cavs and Celtics are pulling off a colossal blockbuster