I unconditionally love Xander Bogaerts. f*** Wolverine, Xander is the only real Xmen in my book. f*** DMX, Xander is the only X gonna give it to me. X marks the spot? More like Xander marked the monster with a double.
I am not religious, but last night was a dark time for me today. I was sad about the injury, so I started a bonfire in my backyard and dabbled into some witchcraft, I burned and sacrificed all the baseball cards of former Red Sox shortstops. Stephen Drew, Jed Lowrie, Mike Aviles, Marco Scutaro, Nomar Garciaparra, Alex Gonzalez, Orlando Cabrera, Yamaico Navarro, Julio Lugo, Jose Iglesias, Edgar Renteria and John Valentin were all sacrificed. I felt guilty and went to church. I waited till exactly 2 AM to pray for Xander (he wears #2) and I think I had some help.
https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/baseball/news/red-soxs-xander-bogaerts-dl-decision-looming/
This is good news! if there is even debate if he needs DL time, it cant be that serious! Hurray!