StephenCurry30

doug fister is really good at inducing hard hit baseballs.

Can't we all relax and be friends? I'm watching doug fister pitch and have a dick in my ass and i'm still happy to be alive.

http://i66.tinypic.com/25q3h9x.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM BEAT THEY ASS

Robby Scott seems like the type of dude to go to a gas station and buy a Hershey bar at 3:45 AM on a Tuesday.

Aaron Judge has been a really ticklish little s*** lately. I've been watching his manerisms and he's clearly tickleish. Are there any rules against tickling players? Why doesn't Leon bring a feather or something of that nature and rub Judge's arm pits while batting.

but it just seems like a dumb thing to have your closer warm up, sit down, watch another guy warm up, then warm up again

why does kimbrel keep getting up and sitting down.

Mookie looks at a pitch down middle. Beni 1 pitch pop out. bad hitting. luckily hanley is coming up to pop out.

PH for Holt or have him bunt

I want Sandy Leon to f*** my girlfriend while I watch.

Gonzalez sucks but id deal with 1 year of him to get rid of hanley and price

Mitch Moreland and his cock came to play today. The way that he stayed fresh and hard in the dugout despite not starting today is a great trait. I'm telling you guys, he's gay.. I'm not sure which player is turning him on, but look at him on 1B, he has a boner. I have a hunch he's eyeing Benintendi or Mookie, their cute young guys, but who knows, for all I know MItchy 2 balls might be eying JOhn Farrell..

or honestly whats Quintin berry up to? he was a nice little asset of the bench.

^^ if brock holt got "injured" in September, we could sign usain bolt and use him as pinch runner. we did something similar a few years ago to get joey gathright on playoff roster

The Red Sox scouted Willie Mays in 1949, but didn’t sign the man who would become one of the best ballplayers ever. Mays seemed to think the Red Sox decision not to sign him had everything to do with Yawkey being “a racist.’’ Mays is quoted in ESPN.com: "There's no telling what I would have been able to do in Boston. But for that Yawkey. Everyone knew he was a racist. He didn't want me." By the Impossible Dream season of 1967, the roster’s all-white days were a thing of the past and the team featured a talented group of black and Latino players. But they faltered in the playoffs. Had stars like Jackie Robinson or Willie Mays been playing at Fenway, perhaps the 86-year championship drought would have been a bit shorter. https://www.boston.com/sports/boston-red-sox/2014/04/28/was-tom-yawkey-bostons-donald-sterling educate yourself fellow sox fans. hes a racist piece of s***. shouldn't be acknowledged. would rather have the street called "lugo" street.

also - at the people saying id have to suck off jeter and not the GM. I would do it for Giancarlo if all we had to give up was prospects and E-rod. I would handle Jeters dick and balls so well he would forget who Minka Kelly and Jessica Biel are. I would be the best hookup he ever had. I REALLY want Giancarlo that bad.

You're a f***ing retard if you think trading Mookie for Giancarlo is a smart move

f*** this racist cock sucker. If it wasn't for this f***ing faggot, Willie Mays would've been a Red Sox.

Here is something I've always wondered about the game of baseball that could be used around playoff time. Why don't we think outside the box. In the playoffs we don't really need those 4 bench spots, why not use them for guys who could make an impact - sign guys from different sports or maybe even the music industry to make an impact. Imagine, late in a game, mitch moreland walks, what if we bring in John Wall or Usain Bolt to pinch run? That is game changing speed, and I'm sure one of those guys could learn how to steal bases correctly if they put the time in. Maybe not John Wall because he's busy with basketball, but possibly like Jeff Demps (Track runner, former NFL RB, US Olympian), or someone of that nature. There is speed out there that could be used to our advantage, world record speed. Or with 50 cent. He's a gangster, so what if say a team was being a dick, 50 cent could attack them off the field and send them a message. It would be intimidating to have his presence in the dugout starring at the man he attacked. There is a lot of unexplored opportunities that could serve as a better purpose than carrying Brock Holt on the playoff roster. I think DD needs to dig deep and find a big advantage like this.

Hanley is a real butthole

This umpire Is a **** sausage.

Kolten Wong is an annoying ass little f***

Couldn't find anything for Vienna. but how about these? http://www.acting-man.com/blog/media/2016/02/baltimore-3-1024x768.jpg This is the very scenic Baltimore on a nice summer day. This is the stunning Camden, New Jersey http://www.americansuburbx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/171.jpg

erod having a bad inning

ah not a fan of that genre too much. I think if was to have a walk up song it would be something like No Problem by Chance. Remember the name Fort Minor or bring em out by TI