Jean Segura and Kyle Kendrick for Mike Trout? No offense, but regardless of how "smart" he is, he's still a newbie to this fantasy thing, and you're taking advantage.
Case in point, i write for a fantasy website and i asked the other writers what they thought of the trade: Three of them asked if i was serious, and two were surprised the trade wasn't vetoed. Not only are you the ridiculous one here, you're dishonest and a borderline cheat.