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Season ovah.

....which means jack s***, but if it helps you sleep at night.......

Oy vey

He's been hit hard over the first 10% of the season. CUT BAIT!

The biggest blow has been Yan Gomes, because he's the super rare catcher that can actually hit but barely rests.

Dude, don't even talk to me about injuries. April hasn't even ended and I have four guys on the DL.

Doubtful. You can expect my team to be in first place by this time in July, like every year.

Be careful, because this kind of smack can come back to bite you in the ass. I always struggle out of the gate then come roaring back.

Every time someone who was a part of your childhood dies, you feel like they take a part of you with them. I feel so goddamned old right about now.

Extended family member died. They lived in another city, and my dad really wanted to go. Since he can't drive anymore because of vision problems, I had to drive him there and go through the whole ordeal.

Man my team's so frustrating so far, but I feel like they're just about to break through.

What the hell are you even talking about? Literally nothing you're saying here makes sense.

I made that point in the post he was responding to. Sometimes fred won't let facts get in the way of a good argument though.

In a site full of supposed adults, the kid in High School is the voice of reason. A lot of you should be ashamed that you have to be scolded by someone in the middle of puberty because you're acting like an entitled brat. Food for thought.

I take full responsibility for this loss. I could not watch the game I mojo'd because of a family situation. It will not happen again.

Where did Kimmi insult you? You are going into insufferable ******* mode at 120 MPH fred. Give it a f***ing break.

What does that even mean?

Wade "The Bulldog" Miley (1-1, 6.08) http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/31094.png&w=350&h=254 Vs Bud "My name SOUNDS inbred and I LOOK inbred" Norris (0-2, 17.42) http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/mlb/players/full/30369.png&w=350&h=254 It is time, my brethren. Time for User Name? mojo to make its 2015 debut in a tornado of righteous fury. It is time for our beloved Red Sox to take their rightful place as the sole owners of the perch atop the AL East. It is time for us to show these stupid birds and their motormouth manager who's the goddamn boss around here. Time to pound them so hard that if they turned to Islam and blew themselves up for Allah, by the time they got to the promised land all 72 of their virgins would be impregnated with Red Sox players' babies. Time to give them an asskicking that signifies all that is good, all that is righteous. Time to to pluck all of the feathers out of these stupid birds and start streaking, ladies and gentlemen! Just WIN! Prediction: 10-4 Red Sox.

And this team certainly has players that could use a day off at least once a week, starting by Napoli, Pedey and Panda.

"Right now" means nothing over the long term. And no one has disagreed that he should be playing until (when, not if) he cools off. Furthermore, Craig isn't the reason Holt is on the bench. Panda is terrible against lefties, and giving him a day off against Chen would have been a good way to get Holt PT while keeping the righty bat of Craig in the lineup.

For a team that's supposed to be all over defensive shifts, not having your best possible OF alignment for your flyball closer with a slim-lead is a massive head-scratcher. Farrell needs to get his s*** together.

The momentum argument is weak. It's not quantifiable, it's not tangible, and it doesn't affect more than a game at a time if it even exists. Ask Earl Weaver about it why don't you?

Dear Lord Fred, it's not even the end of April, we're tied for first place, and you already started with this whiny s***? Jesus.

He had multiple offers, Fred, but he wanted more money and years. You're either uninformed, or plain making stuff up to suit your argument. Neither a good way to try to prove a point.

His hitting this year proves nothing. He has less than a Spring Training's worth of AB's. By your logic, it's time to cut bait with Napoli.