BornToRun
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And f*** you, Philadelphia!
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Let's destroy these pathetic, cheesesteak stuffing f***faces. Go sox!
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A stealth bomber having an accidental payload drop over Yankee stadium would be pretty sweet.
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The all inclusive "2015 Predictions" thread
BornToRun replied to BSN07's topic in Boston Red Sox Talk
My prediction is that we slaughter our enemies and bathe in their blood. -
Allow me to just say f*** the Yankees, f*** arod, f*** roll call, and f*** the entire city of New York.
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Beyah
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YOTN says what no one else will, because he's the hero Talksox deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll ridicule him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight
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Color me thoroughly unsurprised.
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I'm sorry, I've been gone for a few months, but who the f*** is prune face?
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When you're older, "enough time to get home and mentally prepare myself." will become "enough time to get piss ass drunk and snort some coke before the game."
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No argument is forthcoming. I'll be here to pick up after MVP when his inadequate mojo inevitably peters out and goes flaccid.
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Jon Lester in a Cubs uni makes me a sad panda.
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I have plenty of privileged white guy first world problems, being supported by my constituents is not among them.
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This guy gets it.
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Will do. He really went above and beyond this year. Dude's almost completely hairless, it's like looking at a shiny white fire hydrant.
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You forgot the part about me sitting outside your window with binoculars and "You Belong With Me" playing through headphones as I watch you undress, cherishing every moment.
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I will slap your face off of your face.
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muricuh', f*** yeah!
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You filthy sonofabitch. I was going to make this thread on Zombie Jesus Day so I could take credit for our out of the gate winning streak. You thieving bastard.
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Seconded. That s*** is ridiculous.
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I don't see what's poorly made or flashy here. Sandoval is relatively young and fills a glaring need, Ramirez slots into LF and allows us to dump Cespedes for an arm, and we still have the money to bring in Lester. This doesn't even factor in the idea that 1B/DH should be open to the Panda or Hanley in the future if they can't hold up at 3B/LF. This s*** is brilliant if you ask me.
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Popular theory is we sign Lester and flip Yo for an Iwakuma type. I'm on board with that.
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The loss is far less tough when his replacements are two above average hitters, one of whom has a 300/373/500 career slash line.
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Except for me. Because, while I am pretty chunky, I am whiter than Rick Astley on a dance floor.
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I've never claimed to be anything less.
