BornToRun
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4/10 @ A-Rod's Bum Hip
BornToRun replied to BornToRun's topic in Mike Grace Memorial Game Thread Forum
This is generally accepted to be the job of the 1st and 2nd hitters, yes. -
4/10 @ A-Rod's Bum Hip
BornToRun replied to BornToRun's topic in Mike Grace Memorial Game Thread Forum
I really like the blue road jerseys. -
Why must our mojos fight? We can team them up to create mojo-Vultron and eradicate our enemies. Edit: I'll give you a pass on your remarks about Taylor.
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4/10 @ A-Rod's Bum Hip
BornToRun replied to BornToRun's topic in Mike Grace Memorial Game Thread Forum
Thank you, sir. At least someone here respects my powers. -
My mojo is not to be questioned. Look at the 2013 game threads. You will be forgiven for this transgression. This time.
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It's the Yankees. No long winded paragraph is necessary here. f*** them and everything about them. Win.
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Is Pete Carroll gonna show up to take the ball out of his hands on the 1 yard line too?
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This is the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do with a big lead.
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Praise Allah!
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BTR Mojo is spewing everywhere!
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Base on balls give me hard-ons.
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Phillies are getting too f***ing lucky on balls in play.
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I had to try way too f***ing hard to find this game on TV.
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Your mojo can suck my balls.
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We lost to the f***ing phillies last night. The goddamn sonofabitch motherf***ing phillies. They're awful and jeff franc-who gives a rat's s*** crusted asscrack was the hero despite the fact that he's terrible at baseball. I, BornToRun, and my glorious mojo will stand for such f***shittery no longer Tonight we march to victory and start a winning streak that makes the 2002 A's go "holy f***ing donkeyballs." To infinity and beyond!
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I'll vouch for you. My mojo has enough clout here that it could probably swing the vote. If YOTN allows it of course, we all know he's a despot prone to Putin-esque covert political assassination.
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I love you, Hanley.
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It's alive!
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Welcome to Boston, Hanley!
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So pedroia is back.
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I'm currently having sexual fantasies about Mookie Betts.
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You didn't watch the Super Bowl, did you?
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Go to the patriots shop and buy a Malcolm Butler shirt.
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NL baseball can suck my hopelessly virgin balls.
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That's Pablo, those groundouts are going to be balanced out by scraping balls out of the dirt and launching them over the wall.
