BTR mojo has deemed it necessary to ride into town on his golden steed and put a stop to this sub .500 ********.
Pitches will be thrown, balls will be hit , and zero f***s will be given.
BTR mojo will ensure that, somehow, Felix Doubront will manage to remove at least a portion of his head from his ass and lead us to victory tonight.
Win this s*** and then prepare to hang dong in public because we are going streaking!