Northern Star

At least when Yogi Berra said s***, it was funny and kinda philosophical. McCarver is just dumb.

A sparkling .000 batting percentage there.

Hot girl avatars.

wait, there was porn talk and I missed it? f***.

That's what the Duggars say every year.

Who delivers eleven times out of sixteen? That's right baby.

"Told yo momma to act her age and the bitch dropped dead." Love that scene in White Men Can't Jump.

He should have retired after the perfect game fiasco. There was no coming back from that.

Jim Joyce?

Knicks owner "expects a title" this year. Don't wait up.

Depends how old you are as to the chances of it happening again in your lifetime. Hey, if some chode wants to pay $24,000 for seats behind the dugout, more fool him. To me a sports team winning a championship is a nice thing, but not something to spend what these tickets are going for.

Ortiz hasn't even struck out yet....

Some crazy ass ticket prices for Game 6. I understand people want to see them clinch at home, but really, how important is that? Enough to drop $1,500 on?

The Cardinals are second in number of World Series won.

And his f***ing annoying strike calls. STMFU you idiot.

Umps have been bad for years but this year they have been f***ing BRUTAL.

I just keep loling at the Sabres. Up 2-1 tonight in the third and lose 3-2. I'm actively rooting for losses now.

/closed thread

I think I was quite restrained in not responding to that thread with what I really thought of it.

not watching for a variety of reasons but just heard about Fox's David Ross interview playing over a huge play. Aaaaaand....that's one of the reasons I'm not watching. f*** you, Fox. Suck a bag of dicks.

unrelated, but I think I'm going to go out of my FREAKING MIND

Can we please eliminate the DH or add it to NL parks, whatever, just avoid all this s*** every year.

“It has not been proven, but I think ultimately it will be proven that the air is thinner now, there have been climactic changes over the last 50 years in the world, and I think that’s one of the reasons balls are carrying much better now than I remember.” "Two fastballs that travelled a combined 190 miles per hour. 95 miles per hour each." "I just said Pandoval. I combined Sandoval and Panda. I think I should coin that." "If you can throw strikes that look like balls, and balls that look like strikes, that's the right formula." "There are very few pitchers that are team oriented." "No, the fifth game of the first round is the worst, the most pressure. That ranks No. 1 because of the difference of the three-out-of-five format and the season. You play 162 games to play three-out-of-five. The disparity between the two is the reason it makes such an impact." "It's the guys who can breathe. It's the guys who have moisture in their mouth. It's hard. The water goes down in lumps." “That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up.” "Mt. Everest erupts again!" "Pitching is such a vital part of the game, as far as winning is concerned" "Watch Darren Daulton use his mitt like a glove." "There is a world of difference between a count of one ball and two strikes is a lot different situation than hitting with two strikes and one ball." "You see Colon talking into his glove because David Ortiz, from the Dominican Republic, can obviously read lips in Spanish." "Half of the Yankees' regulars this year have not been regulars." "If you lead off and you play every day, you're guaranteed to bat with the bases empty at least 162 times."

Ha ha ha ha. No.