Theo: Okay Ben, my sabotage uh I mean "plan for a winning future" is in place. Pass me the gorilla suit and remember, don't waste money on pitching, shortstops or catchers. You win by signing really expensive first basemen and outfielders to long term contracts that give Scott Boras wet dreams.
Ben: Here is your latte Theo. Will we still play catch on Sundays?
Theo: Not now Ben, I'm going to see if I can cause a world record mass suicide in Chicago.